Franziska: Daddy Daddy Look My Name Is Siska And Im A Poet, I Speak German Just To Show It, And I, Just

Hello Neil.

Me and my family have already watched all of good omens but we’re rewatching it one episode at a time. Will this be detrimental to the completion statistics for it?

As long as you finish watching it in the first 28 days it should be fine.

two in the morning and my brain is like: hey, guess what time it is.

and im like: no, i know what ur doing

brain: mmmmhmm

me: stop thT

brain: what if i jus…say its patrochillies hour-

me: STOP I CANT CRY OUT OF NOWHERE AGAIN

I love them your honor.

[Ace Attorney 20th Anniversary Vinyl art by @/MegamanUMX on Twitter]

Writing Prompt #1:

Protagonist is a young, established professional. They graduated college just the year prior and is now thriving at their job in their chosen field. One day the protagonist finds themself in a fantasy world where they are the chosen one.

They spend the rest of the story lamenting that they left their office job behind and learns that life is more than the box you are put in.

bonus: protag makes jokes about mythical creatures looking anatomically ridiculous and assigns creatures around them college majors

DGS needs to cool it with the longing gazes

i think ive been the victim of queerbaiting to the point were the couples i care about never kiss so its never been like…a thing i check off on the ship bingo card if that makes sense

kissing has never been expected out of any of my ships and now AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY WALTZ IN LIKE OOOO IMMA BOUT TO END THIS GIRLS CAREER (and bingo card)

Hades II headcannon

Melinoë: Zagreus! What are you doing at father’s desk!? *He still refuses to sit down on chairs*

Zag: WHY DOES FATHER HAVE SO MUCH PAPERWORK?! am i supposed to sign something- or like decree a new rule? how does one make a pact?!

Mel: …are you running the underworld while father’s in prison?

Zag: is thiS ShAdE SUEinG mE FoR all THE pOTS I’ve BROKEN?!?!

Mel: I’m just going to uhm…go now

I wish I fit into college major boxes as well as this cat.

-A Public Health Interdisiplinary Major (who really just wants to be an appreciated member of a theatre cast AND CANT FUCKING JUST CHOOSE A THING AND BE OK WITH JUST LIKING YHE ONE THING)