HERE IT IS. MY AA7 SALES PITCH. WHO’S READY. (Spoilers For AA6 ‼️)

me: *goes to college*

me five minutes later: man now i know why people hate themselves

221b family go to mcdonbl’s

Writing Prompt #1:

Protagonist is a young, established professional. They graduated college just the year prior and is now thriving at their job in their chosen field. One day the protagonist finds themself in a fantasy world where they are the chosen one.

They spend the rest of the story lamenting that they left their office job behind and learns that life is more than the box you are put in.

bonus: protag makes jokes about mythical creatures looking anatomically ridiculous and assigns creatures around them college majors

why tf is it called a fandom if fan communities function as a oligarchical cesspot of near-anarchy, like this is furthest away from a kingdom as it gets

Me: *trying to decipher symbolism in Ari and Dante’s names* literally their names have no relevance to the story other than ‘Haha lets bond over our weird historical names and hehe 👉🏼👈🏼 maybe go out sometime’

I WISH THEY KEPT IN THIS VERSON OF THE DANCE SCENE WITH THEM DIPPING TO THE SIDE!

tangled modern AU

Rapunzel, learning to drive: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Eugene: The car takes a screenshot. Cassandra, teaching her to drive: For the last time, get the fuck out.

Such a good show. Can’t live without it yet can’t live with its flaws…

great pretender

after i finished it i loved it so much i had to make a piece for it so here’s that