I WISH THEY KEPT IN THIS VERSON OF THE DANCE SCENE WITH THEM DIPPING TO THE SIDE!

It’s not objectifying men if he’s not real

Hades II headcannon

Melinoë: Zagreus! What are you doing at father’s desk!? *He still refuses to sit down on chairs*

Zag: WHY DOES FATHER HAVE SO MUCH PAPERWORK?! am i supposed to sign something- or like decree a new rule? how does one make a pact?!

Mel: …are you running the underworld while father’s in prison?

Zag: is thiS ShAdE SUEinG mE FoR all THE pOTS I’ve BROKEN?!?!

Mel: I’m just going to uhm…go now

this, this is a barbie and the diamond castle reference.

🎶 With you by my side, I can’t go wrong

lmao line diagrams

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

chemists will be like this is a molecule

Headcannon: Mia is rolling in her grave being robbed of being Trucy’s Godmother

i think ive been the victim of queerbaiting to the point were the couples i care about never kiss so its never been like…a thing i check off on the ship bingo card if that makes sense

kissing has never been expected out of any of my ships and now AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY WALTZ IN LIKE OOOO IMMA BOUT TO END THIS GIRLS CAREER (and bingo card)

not depicted: bobby standing nearby and the poor cashier assuming they’re some random kinky couple

i argue that this is less true with athena but u know what, lets not harsh on ppls ships

Now wait just one goddamn minute—