Tangled Modern AU

i argue that this is less true with athena but u know what, lets not harsh on ppls ships

Now wait just one goddamn minute—

Zagreus (according to patzagchilles shippers): omg i wanna bang Achilles and Patroclus

Me: HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THESE MEN YOU’RE THIRD WHEELING SO HARD

no seriously ship what u want im just confused

more silly hAAdes stuff ... promise its out of my system now 🫶

bro constance is me when im reading fanfics and my family walks in the room

Okay I am curious... instead on Constance slamming her fist or hands against the prosecutor bench does she just slam her book?

YES SHE DOES!! We thought a lot about her sprites with the ring binder hrgfdj, her desk slam equivalents are either dropping it on the desk or slamming it shut like so

Also, her damage sprite has the pages of it blowing as if hit by a gust of wind, sometimes leading to it slamming shut on her hand

You know how musicals have reoccuring riffs for different moods and themes within a show that form connections between characters within a story?

I want someone to write a song where Deidamia sings about being Achilles’s wife and what it really means to be a woman in Ancient Greece. She’s used as a pawn, a tool for Thetis to tear her son away from Patroclus. And the driving point is that she’ll love her son even if her husband is loving someone else. He is her husband only by title and it somehow, even with the promise of fame, makes her feel small because she knows shes just a footnote in his history. Patroclus is wonderful and thats why she hates him, because she understands why Achilles could run to the ends of the earth for him.

These are common themes within the book and I want someone to take the music from Deidamia’s song and adapt it for Briseis. Now here we have two women confusingly in love with men who have forced them to practically marry them despite already having a exclusive relationship together. Briseis sings about having a family with the two of them, Achilles included, and having that calm family dream she has had as a child except she knows she’ll never get what she wants.

There would be a reprise for Briseis after Achilles dies where she mourns the two men, she was a stepping stone to them and nothing more, and yet still she mourns and is obligated to love them. Almost like a slave.

Her song melts into the finale when she and Deidamia sing together the part of the chorus they share and the song melts further into a full ensemble.

The end.

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