It’s 2:30 In The Morning

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love

I like cake

Did anyone else’s friend group in middle school become completely obsessed with bread or were we weird?

Sexually transmitted glitter

Horseheadhamsterbodyhumanlegs

imma try to not get too political but F YEAH! GO BARBIE!

ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS WITH MY LOVER!!!

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Never thought there’d be a shooting at my school but dang. Today was a day.