Sexually Transmitted Glitter

So I’m currently writing a book and the trope is unwilling friends to almost lovers to enemy’s to lovers. It sounds confusing but it’s not that confusing. If you have any suggestions on how I could find tune this I’m open to those suggestions.

anyone: what state are you from?

me: plasma

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

I’m writing a Harry Potter au in my head. So far my favorite change is that There was no Battle of Hogwarts. Instead, a couple years later, when Harry in an auror, he gets an assignment to track down Voldemort. Since he’s so magic dependent when they find him the break his wand and set him on the muggle world. (This is before Hermione is in office). And a couple days later he’s arrested for running around a public park screaming about “why can’t I kill that stupid child!” He later gets shanked and killed in prison after molesting a fellow inmate.

Butter knifes are commonly used to spread stuff on bread. Spatulas are commonly used to spread stuff on baked goods. They are, apparently, not interchangeable.

*defusing a bomb*

Dream over phone: ok now cut the red wire. But make sure not to cut the green

George:

Dream:

George:

Sapnap also over phone: *laughs*

My mom: you have to wear a bra

Me: *doesn’t wear a bra*

My mom: *doesn’t notice*

She says it’s distracting but she is the only one who has ever told me that I have to wear a bra. She says “well what if I didn’t wear a bra?” 1) you have much bigger boobs than me 2) I wouldn’t care! No one cares. No one notices. If they do they don’t mention it. I have small boob!

#freedatittieprotectdacity

I just wanna come back to this later I know gosh said don’t but I’m doing it anyways

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

I JUST WANT TO LIVE IN THE WOODS WITH MY LOVER!!!

Me 2 months ago: I’m straight I just like listening to girl in red

Me now: *sweater weather plays*