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anyone: what state are you from?

me: plasma

So I got home and my brothers friends are over and one of them was like “want a pumpkin spice cookie I made?” And it took me a second to think about it because it caught me off guard and I was spacing out and she goes “it’s not laced” and like, I didn’t expect it to be but now I’m kinda sus of it.

There is no reprieve from humanity. In nature there are prying eyes and even in my room there is another. AAGGHGGHGHH

Dad: I'm dragon

Mom: dragon? I hardly know her?

The most incorrect statement that I’ve ever heard is: “straight white men are the most discriminated people today.” THE GUY WHO SAID THAT WASNT JOKING EITHER! He was completely serious. I wish I was lying.

ok so im new to this tumblr sheet right? but like i feel an obligation to post crap from then depths of my soul so we’re gonna have a fun time ok? ok. 

i am a straight female but there is a really cute girl in my womens studies class. is it appropriate to tell her that i think shes hot as hell?

It’s 2:30 in the morning

In case anyone was wondering I really hate guns

The word "lover" is just.... the tenderness... the romance.... the gender neutrality.... whats not to love