Don’t Mix Alcohol And Energy Drinks, Kids, It’s Not Good For You. Neither Is Drinking Four Solo Cups

Cheese balls

God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?

Enormous flumpaloompass

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

I’m a Scatman!

Pop culture monster of Frankenstein is equivalent to massive amounts of horse shit. It completely missed the point.

Monster of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley: “Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.”

Monster of Frankenstein in pop culture: (unintelligible moaning)

It's a trick question. Scoppy di poop, of course.

who would win a fight: Moms spaghetti or Bitch lasagna?

genuinely curious

Yup

Beware of fanart

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you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US