It's A Trick Question. Scoppy Di Poop, Of Course.

"Ladies and gentlemen.... We present.... Fortnite 2!!!"

Whats the pre-E3 mood fellas?

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

rip in peace

rest in peace

defense class

2016-2018

I’m a Scatman!

Neat thanks

Hey uh do you do.... Uh.... Spaghetti?

god being a fire wisp is the best

if only i had thumbs

This, this happened too long ago. Goddamn it why I am I old.

Cheese balls

God I ate so many cheese balls. So many. I practically left the jug empty. I am dead inside. I have cramps and will most likely be constipated later. I wanna die. Why, cheese balls, why?

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”