You Know What Trope Pisses Me Off The Most? When The Protag Is Pointing A Gun At Somebody And They’re

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This, this happened too long ago. Goddamn it why I am I old.

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That works too well....

Donald glover’s “this is america” but its nugget in a biscuit by tobuscus

Taco man, take me by the hand

The man who handed me my taco the other day.

Taco man: nice shoelaces!

I was quaking in my boots. I was absolutely terrified.

Dammit, let the man pursue a political career on his own time.

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

Holy McShit. This book is incredible. Please consider reading this, if you have the time.

Holy shit

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US