Holy Fucking Shit. I Was Rewatching 9-1-1 Season 6 Episode 11, When Buck Is In His Coma Dream After He

Me: *randomly starts singing at like 2 am*

Me (a few hours later): Why the heck am I so fucking tired

Tua s3 spoilers:

If Klaus is immortal, then how did he die in the first apocalypse?

!!!SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!

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May: But with great powers, there must also come great responsibilities

Me: Hoe don’t do it

May: *Dies like 2 minutes after saying that*

Me: Oh my god

Me (eating alone in a cafe): *open phone to look at myself every five minutes to make sure I’m pretty*

My brain: The fuck are you doing

Me: Well I gotta look pretty

My brain: Why tho? You’re alone and no one’s looking at you

Me: Yeah but what if my soulmate comes in??

My brain: YOU DON’T EVEN BELIEVE IN SOULMATES

Me: Okay- true- but what if a cute person comes in?

My brain:

Me: There you go

My brain: WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN LOOK AT YOU

Me: IDK LET ME DREAM

Manifesting doctor odyssey season 2 where tristan is trying his best to move on by either sleeping around or getting in a new relationship while max and avery slowly realize that something is missing to their relationship and that something is called tristan and they’re lowkey kinda jealous to see him with other people so now they gotta chase after him instead of having tristan always be the one chasing after people

Batman’s secret identity gets revealed to the public and now when asked about it bruce fully plays into it in a way that makes it sound like an obvious joke.

"oh yes of course i’m the batman, i keep all of my secret bat-gadgets in a secret cave under wayne manor and i definitly love dressing up as a bat during my free time, it’s very freeing haha"

Then batman starts publically beefing with bruce wayne for impersonating him.

"bruce wayne is an idiot and has always been. this is why I never go save him when he always gets himself kidnapped like the incompetent bastard he is"

Somehow this strategy succeed in making everyone stop believing batman is bruce wayne. Except now people think they act like salty exes

Mom: You’re always on your phone!

Me: I’m telling you I’m reading!

Mom: Well why can’t you read a book?

Me: Because what I want to read is not a published story! I can only find it on the internet

Mom: Okay then what is it?

Me: *wondering how I’m supposed to explain fanfictions* Hum- You wouldn’t understand-

Mom: What do you mean??

Me: It’s- Er- It’s like stories??? About… other stories?????

Mom: *confusion*

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

one day i’m gonna end up writing a miraculous rewrite because this stupid ass show has way too much potential to let it go to waste more than it already did

About 9-1-1 season 8 episode 15…

Not sure about you guys but personally, I think it’s kind of weird of them to make an april fools episode so late into the month.

Because it is a joke, right? Like, say sike rn, I’m not playing