Tua S3 Spoilers:

Hear me out on a character who can break the fourth wall, but like, is really bad at it.

Like he’s in a game, but he thinks he’s in a tv show.

Or he knows he’s in a show, but he thinks he’s in season 6 when it’s actually just been 2 seasons.

Watch him try to look at the camera to speak to the audience, but he’s never able to actually find it. He just keeps on looking at random directions and starts talking to the audience but it’s never the actual direction of the camera so he’s never actually looking at us.

The other characters in his universe can’t break the fourth wall but they can very much see him trying to break it. They just leave him in his delusions… no matter how close to the truth he actually is, even if they don’t believe him.

Just think it’d be really funny and seems like a nice twist to the trope

So I have this crush on one of my friends and when I told her, she said she wasn’t ready to be in a relationship but maybe there was a chance for us to be together in the future.

This week she said she liked me. I started panicking and I asked her what she meant, she said she didn’t know and that she was confused because of my charms, I ask what charms she was talking about because she’s the one who’s amazing, we then started insulting each other while trying to get the other to admit how perfect they were…

And now I’m just confused

So, a while ago, I used to date this guy. But then, about a year later I came out as trans (ftm) and started my transition (we had already broke up).

One day he just went like "Wait, does that mean I dated a guy? Am I gay??" And I just laughed so fucking hard

Manifesting doctor odyssey season 2 where tristan is trying his best to move on by either sleeping around or getting in a new relationship while max and avery slowly realize that something is missing to their relationship and that something is called tristan and they’re lowkey kinda jealous to see him with other people so now they gotta chase after him instead of having tristan always be the one chasing after people

Mom: You’re always on your phone!

Me: I’m telling you I’m reading!

Mom: Well why can’t you read a book?

Me: Because what I want to read is not a published story! I can only find it on the internet

Mom: Okay then what is it?

Me: *wondering how I’m supposed to explain fanfictions* Hum- You wouldn’t understand-

Mom: What do you mean??

Me: It’s- Er- It’s like stories??? About… other stories?????

Mom: *confusion*

If by some miracle sweet potato Hitler doesn't win come the end of the week, this won't be necessary, but should he win here are some of the first things to be aware of or do.

If you know a trans person, no you don't. Respect them as best you can in private but you know nothing in public.

Be aware that TikTok will likely be banned, find new platforms to spread information. Fuck Twitter and what ever tiktok replacement he's working on.

Learn to Garden, even in winter so you can feed yourself should prices skyrocket

Get an air purifier. The Clean Air Act is likely to be stripped of its power with the EPA deregulated, air quality is going to suffer

Should you have kids, try to supplement history/social studies education. That's the first place they will attack, if you need help ask, history teacher will help

Try and do what you can to be aware of your health before January.

Help one another. That's the best way we can move forward and make change in the future.

About 9-1-1 season 8 episode 15…

Not sure about you guys but personally, I think it’s kind of weird of them to make an april fools episode so late into the month.

Because it is a joke, right? Like, say sike rn, I’m not playing

Me: *randomly starts singing at like 2 am*

Me (a few hours later): Why the heck am I so fucking tired

To any parents out there who’s dealing with their children coming out, telling everyone in your family about it without asking your kid’s permission first is not acceptable. You can’t just do someone’s coming out for them. And saying "It’s because it’s hard for me, I need to talk to someone" is not a good reason. Try thinking about their feelings. It’s way harder for them than it is for you. Can you imagine how stressful it’s going to be for them to go to family gatherings, knowing that everyone knows and might not be okay with it? No, you can’t. So shut up and be a good parent instead.

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡