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Batman’s secret identity gets revealed to the public and now when asked about it bruce fully plays into it in a way that makes it sound like an obvious joke.
"oh yes of course i’m the batman, i keep all of my secret bat-gadgets in a secret cave under wayne manor and i definitly love dressing up as a bat during my free time, it’s very freeing haha"
Then batman starts publically beefing with bruce wayne for impersonating him.
"bruce wayne is an idiot and has always been. this is why I never go save him when he always gets himself kidnapped like the incompetent bastard he is"
Somehow this strategy succeed in making everyone stop believing batman is bruce wayne. Except now people think they act like salty exes