Person: Does Your Terrorist Organization Have An HR?

Dazai: I’m hurt. Carry me.

Chuuya: I’m not your damn servant!

Dazai: But you shot me.

Chuuya: You asked me to.

Dazai: “I was going to say ‘Chuuya shoot me a text when you get me to the station.’ I got to ‘shoot me’ and you didn’t even hesitate.

Chuuya: See you just told me to again *cocks gun*

Dazai: Is this because of what I did last night? I’m sorry!

I wanna make friends so I’m opening a server up on Discord for BSD fans. Please join if you wish. You can rp if you want. Talk about ships. Talk about your ocs. Share pics and memes as well as make more friends.

Lucy: Give it up. I have Tiger kitty’s heart.

Akutagawa: You may have his heart but I have the weretiger’s leg.

Atsushi: Oh come on! Again?!

Kuras: *lecturing Mhin and Mc trying to break into the Senobium* You two are going to die if you keep this up

Mc: *not skipping a beat* we’re all gonna die into 60 years or so.

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

"There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!"

"Get that arm out of your mouth! You don't know where that has been!"

"For a second I thought you were Gladio"

"Prompto would be fine here since he's still a virgin."

"Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I'm not insane."

"Yes, let's split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way."

(If you have any ideas post them!"

The Prompto pile has sent me to heaven.

Here’s Round 6 of the Prompto Pile! I can’t believe how far we’ve come since the Round 1. We have had 96 (yes– NINETY-SIX!!!) different writers and artists who contributed to this project!! How cool is that??? :D

Thank you so much to everyone who contributed to this project. <3

Please follow THIS LINK to see the artwork in better detail, or to submit your own! There’s never a bad time to show your love for FFXV’s Best Boi.

Check out the list of contributing artists! (Round 6 additions are bolded!)

ARTISTS

@destiny-islanders | @novallion | @pocketflutter | @tsuyuzamuuu | @mirageenigma | @azurabunny| @tenebraetrash17 | @pumpkinspice0012 | @ignis-scientia-estrogen-brigade | @rolling-in-the-bleach | @sarcasticsketchbooks | @doodlebless| @promptoisbi| @rollinggirlrunahika | @fool–moon | @animefanka | @sunshineandsnark27 | @cattwall | @mew-cake | @howaboutlee |@clairefiredragon | @estherthedragonprincess | @izuumii | @kidgraysonx | @argenttumss | @cactwerk | @jaciopara | @choco-bruh | @madisundae | @thevirtualcanvas | @lokewight | @im-9 | @faierius | @miharuwinchester | @favi-momo | @fredricka-ricka | @cakesgosupernova | @justastr4nger | @cheeweekiwi | @dovaldraws | @missanimefanoftheravens| @trirocksalt | @recipeh-for-success | @poofymothart | @yunarumura | @tawny-hero | @commanderboxers | @the-wallflower-artist | @dissolvingphoenixashes | @aethertides | @ramtiger | @shaxar | @pastel-royaltea | @kageroughoul | @starletzia | @lunaticmonchichi | @confusednoctis | @doggoiiisawolf | @ultyso | @lazarustrashpit | @xawesomeangel | @cndrow | @puffbirdstudio | @takoyaaakiss | @superblycolorfulknight | @neofox0 | @zalazzle | @behemo-levia |@finalfantasyxvnut | @ah-hei-huahua | @doodlinonpluto | @nekosoraart | @graychocobo | @sirladysketch | @ninjacantart | @findingtheroadtodawn | @degreesofdeath | @wolftwins | @twistedthroughtime | @arminartlet | @godspoison | @hyenasloth | @yogurtwhale | @hannaha_collegestudent | @amicottontail | @furyxiv | @milkyskies | @anonymosaur | @tiigerlillii | @insanelyartful

WRITERS 

@littleskyangel​ | @amerikaknight | @ninemoons42-lestallumhaven​ | @treya-barton​ |  Sasuke-sama28 | @raspberryandechinacea

Noctis, Prompto, Gladio and Ignis: *playing never have I ever*

Noctis: never have I ever cried myself to sleep

Prompto: *takes a sip of his drink*

Ignis: never have I ever had an anxiety attack in public because I remembered my past

Prompto: *takes another sip*

Gladio: never have I ever cause more than one therapist to become depressed.

Prompto: *downs his drink*

Noctis: *whispers* I think we need to change it up *out loud* Never have I ever had a Nightmare with Ardyn becoming my spouse.

Prompto: *grabs Gladio's beer and chugs it*

Ignis: I would suggest a therapist but I guess that would be a bad idea

I’ve been busy making a bracelet for Sigma. My wrist smaller than 7 inches but I am happy

Sigma: I lost Nikolai

Fyodor: He’s probably off thinking about how to kill me or is tormenting some innocent bystander.

Sigma: We need him on a leash.

Fyodor: He will use his ability to escape it or enjoy it too much.

Sigma: Probably enjoy being leashed if you’re holding it.

Nikolai: Don’t kink shame me

Sigma: *screams*

Vergil talking about Y/n: I’ve never felt this way about anyone. I want to do something for them, but what?

Dante: Well, there’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep...