I’ve Been Busy Making A Bracelet For Sigma. My Wrist Smaller Than 7 Inches But I Am Happy

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

This was my nightmare fuel

out of all the ffxv glitches I’ve seen, Ignis is involved in like half of them I swear

Who would be the one to trick Thief MC into a spar just to pin them or trick them into being pinned by MC?

Fyodor: I would like to get something off my chest before we start this meeting.

Nikolai: Is it your shirt?

Dazai: I try to be a good lover.

Chuuya: He got my boss to convince me to dress up like a vampire to trick an anemic bastard into thinking I was on his side. He then proceeded to try and drown me with said bastard.

Dazai: Yeah well you shot me.

Kunikida: WHY ARE YOU TWO IN MY APARTMENT?! ITS 3 AM IN THE MORNING!

Come October I will be making incorrect quotes for spooky month.

Also not putting many tags on this. Don’t wanna bug people when they search for a character.

~Kira~

Sigma: When I said “kill them with kindness” I meant be nice to them. Not buy over 7,100 knives, carve “kindness” in various different languages on them and then stab people to death with them!

Nikolai: I know I thought this was more fun. Even Fyodor chucked at the joke.

Dazai: Fuck you Chuuya!

Chuuya:*Not even thinking* Fuck me yourself, mackerel!

Dazai: *Unzips pants* Alright.

Chuuya: *Runs* Fuck no!

Dazai: *Chases him* I’m honoring your request, Chuuya~!

Kunikida: *Sent Dazai to get rid of Chuuya* HOW THE HELL DID THAT WORK?!