Noctis: You're The Bad Guy. Why Are You Attractive!?

Ango: The horrible things you do are starting to make me believe you are the spawn of the devil, Dazai.

Dazai: I mean there was that time I got itchy near a crucifix…

Ango:….

Oda: That was when you had bed bugs.

Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?

Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.

Nikolai and Sigma text. Don’t know how to add characters. Props to SSGLinus.

Mc: Do you even have a voice of reason?

Vere: I do but I don’t listen to it.

V: well this seems a bit rude

"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

IT SMELLED LIKE STRAWBERRIES, THATS WHY

Oh no it’s a meme…

Fallen: demons bring nothing but suffering and trouble.

Dante: Nah I also brought booze.

Noctis: You're evil.

Ardyn: Now what makes you think I'm evil?

Noctis: You filled a vegetarian's house with raw butchered meat.

Ardyn: I was showing them what they were missing out on.

Noctis: You told a bunch of children that Santa eats naughty children.

Ardyn: I was told that when I was a child.

Noctis: You sprayed Prompto with a chocobo mating spray.

Ardyn: He is loved by chocobos even more now.

Noctis: You filled Loqi's closet with Aranea's high heels and told her he stole them.

Ardyn: He's short and I wanted to help him and Aranea needs to learn how to share.

Noctis: You super glued Gladio's sword to the ground.

Ardyn: To make him stronger.

Noctis: You somehow managed to get Nyx to warp into a wall. It took hours to get him out.

Ardyn: I have no excuse for that. I just wanted to do it.

My poor Prompto.