Ango: The Horrible Things You Do Are Starting To Make Me Believe You Are The Spawn Of The Devil, Dazai.

Atsushi: Why the hell am I wanted by everyone suddenly!? Where the hell was all this attention at when I was a child in the orphanage!?

Fyodor: You sound like you are going through a lot and are having a mental breakdown. However I do not care about your feelings, get in the bag.

Fyodor: Do you have anything to say Sigma?

Sigma: Hamsters are better than rats.

Nikolai: *gasp*

Fyodor: Take that back or you’re getting shot again.

Kunikida: *looking through Dazai’s phone* You nicknamed everyone on your phone. How the hell do you know who’s who?

Dazai: I sometimes forget names so what?

Kunikida: Who the hell is “Hot blonde in glasses”?

Dazai: DON’T CALL THA-

*Kunikida’s phone rings*

Dazai:

Kunikida:

Dazai: I love you?

Kunikida: Run.

Gaia (my cat) kidnapped Sigma off my bed. I swear if his throat is slit I will cry.

Fyodor driving with this on his car.

Atsushi: Don’t serial killer go after the whores first?

Chuuya: *Looks at Dazai* Nice knowing you.

Sigma: Okay Nikolai, humor me. If Fyodor were a demon, how would you go about summoning him?

Nikolai: Let’s see…Cello playing in the background. A few lit lavender candles. Sacrifice a rat or two…

Sigma: Did you…Did you try this before?

Fyodor: *In the next room* Last week!

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

"There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!"

"Get that arm out of your mouth! You don't know where that has been!"

"For a second I thought you were Gladio"

"Prompto would be fine here since he's still a virgin."

"Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I'm not insane."

"Yes, let's split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way."

(If you have any ideas post them!"

Your username is so real, but can I have a hug from you?

Um sure. *hugs*