I Know Theres A "gay Best Friend" Trope But I Feel Like We Need To Formally Acknowledge The "due To Unfortunate

i identify with hamlet because i, too, am a bisexual disasterpiece.

— ophelia in paintings: moodboard

Hercule Poirot: shockingly, M. Ratchett is actually the infamous killer Cassetti!

everyone else on the Stamboul-Calais coach:

i make fun of horatio for finding the most dramatic person he could and just enabling his behavior

and then i look in the mirror like "huh shakespeare in the park is looking a lil different this year"

benvolio, mercutio, horatio, and ophelia all have a group chat called "bastard-free zone." sometimes they go out to brunch just to get away from romeo and hamlet's bullshit

Amplify BIPOC voices ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

dear john (taylor's version) (4 hour version) (5 act stage play) (iambic pentameter) (from the vault)

can someone please explain to me the trend in the 90s of doing films of Shakespeare but setting them with a vaguely Victorian/Edwardian aesthetic? Like, Midsummer '99, Hamlet '96, and Twelfth Night '96.

Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.

Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!

Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-