Me: I don't--
Him: Be nice?
Me: ...care.
Him: ...That's the nice version?
Me: Yes.
Him: What's the mean version?
Me: I DON’T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN—
Him: Okay, okay!
Him: ...I like that version better. Let's definitely go with that one.
(aka when an INFJ is tired and grumpy and the ENTP thinks it’s a hoot and is trying to give them advice about how to interact with a friend)
Thank yoooou for the tag!
My top 3 songs:
I tag @jonnyardor and anybody else who would like to have some fun with this!
tagged by @kissingyourcoffin , thank you!
my top 3 songs
tearjerker - red hot chili peppers
take this bottle - faith no more
until it sleeps - metallica
tagging: YOU! you reading this post. you’re obligated now.
(via Growth Mindmap of ENTP Debater MBTI 16 Personalities Myers Briggs Jung John Beebe 8 Function Model)
INTJ: We're going make a fire in the wood stove.
*INFJ watches over INTJ's shoulder as ENTP heads into the kitchen*
INFJ: …Okay.
INTJ: The fire starters are in the storage room, right?
*ENTP re-emerges from kitchen with a paper towel, the corner of which is lit in an orange flame*
INFJ: ...Yeah.
INTJ: Cool. We’ll use fire starters and some of the scrap wood from outside to get it going. We’ll start small and then see whether or not we’ll need to add some coals or…
*In the background, ENTP tosses flaming paper towel into the wood stove. A stack of logs goes up in flames*
INFJ: Um...*points finger in direction of wood stove crackling with a blazing bonfire*
*INTJ finally turns around*
INTJ: DUDE, WHAT THE--
*ENTP beams proudly*
ISFJ: historicism, the belief that some event(s) or period(s) in history has/have had a pivotal role in the way humans have developed (e.g. believing that the fall of Rome was the turning point of human history) ESFJ: antipositivism, the belief that human social life does not follow definite laws the way the natural world does ISTJ: stoicism, the belief that bad and destructive emotions come from poor judgment and that one is most free when they are free from anger, jealousy, and envy ESTJ: pragmaticism, the belief that practical topics (topics that have real-life applications) are the most relevant topics ISFP: romanticism, part of which holds that intense emotions like apprehension, awe, horror, and fear are the most beautiful things that humans can experience ESFP: empiricism, the belief that knowledge either only or primarily comes from sensory experience ISTP: objectivism, the belief that reality exists as purely as ever even without conscious creatures observing it but that humans have a connection to reality through their senses ESTP: critical realism, the belief that some of the senses provide accurate versions of reality, while others do not INFJ: neohumanist universalism, the belief that extending your love to all living and nonliving beings in the universe allows you to see the ultimate truth ENFJ: epicureanism, part of which holds that making friends is essential to living a happy and satisfying life INTJ: solipsism, the belief that the only thing that you can be absolutely sure exists is your own mind ENTJ: transhumanism, the belief that advanced technology can and should be used to enhance humans’ physical and intellectual abilities INFP: idealism, the belief that reality as we can know it is purely mental and does not exist outside of our minds ENFP: ethical egoism, the belief that an ethical deed is, by definition, one done in self-interest, so long as you do not knowingly hurt others in the process INTP: logical positivism, the belief that all of your decisions, conclusions, and beliefs should be rooted in scientific discovery and evidence ENTP: structuralism, the belief that human social life functions as a large, overarching system or process
So obv INFJ hearts ENTP, which is great but I was wondering - do you have any other mbti ships you like? Don’t hold back I can take it (the real question is… can THEY?) lmao
Aaaah, good question!
I probably have a disappointing answer *_*
I guess I don’t really ship other MBTI types because I don’t have any personal experience with them or know anyone else who does.
I particularly love MBTI stuff when I can match it up with an actual person or experience. (Eg, I’m an INFJ and my partner is an ENTP. Most of what I read about INFJ x ENTP is crazy funny/accurate, at least in describing my relationship with ENTP. Particularly the theme that ENTP is the only type that can climb INFJ's walls or bounce back from a door slam. I literally "door slammed" ENTP ten years ago and seven years later he just showed up out of nowhere like “Aaayyy....btw, I love you” and we've been together ever since, lol.)
...but I DO have an INTJ friend who I’m pretty sure would be stupidly happy with an ENFP friend of mine (if INTJ ever wanted to stop brooding in solitude, which seems…unlikely) so I guess that might be the other one!
I definitely do NOT ship INFJ x INTJ (it's not a popular one but I've seen it occasionally). I fully admit this is entirely based off a horrible relationship I had with a (different) INTJ in the past. I just don't think INFJ auxiliary Fe works well with INTJ tertiary Fi. But that's another story for another day. (Not saying it's impossible. Just expressing my personal experience was a dumpster fire of epic proportions, lol.)