Actual Conversation*

Actual conversation*

(*aka, when a group of millennials rent a cabin in the woods)

INTJ: We're going make a fire in the wood stove.

*INFJ watches over INTJ's shoulder as ENTP heads into the kitchen*

INFJ: …Okay.

INTJ: The fire starters are in the storage room, right?

*ENTP re-emerges from kitchen with a paper towel, the corner of which is lit in an orange flame*

INFJ: ...Yeah.

INTJ: Cool. We’ll use fire starters and some of the scrap wood from outside to get it going. We’ll start small and then see whether or not we’ll need to add some coals or…

*In the background, ENTP tosses flaming paper towel into the wood stove. A stack of logs goes up in flames*

INFJ: Um...*points finger in direction of wood stove crackling with a blazing bonfire*

*INTJ finally turns around*

INTJ: DUDE, WHAT THE--

*ENTP beams proudly*