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Real life quotes from my INTJ friend:

“If I need an idiot, I will call on you.”

me after reading a bunch of article titles: as an expert in this subject...

Jake Peralta with ENTP vibes for daaaaaays

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE 1x11 - Christmas

just showed this to my ENTP s.o. and he said he feels personally attacked

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Update: he said he disagrees and we argued for 3 hours about whether it was accurate

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Convos with my ENTP s.o.

Me: I don't--

Him: Be nice?

Me: ...care.

Him: ...That's the nice version?

Me: Yes.

Him: What's the mean version?

Me: I DON’T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN—

Him: Okay, okay!

Him: ...I like that version better. Let's definitely go with that one.

(aka when an INFJ is tired and grumpy and the ENTP thinks it’s a hoot and is trying to give them advice about how to interact with a friend)

When an INFJ’s battery is at 0% and going negative

INFJ: LOL

INFJ: Also, kill me now.

ENTP:

ENTP: …I’d prefer not to.

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...I’m sending ENTP in first.

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It’s officially the holiday season, which means this will happen to me approximately 5+ times between now and January 1.