Jisung: The Great Thing About Music Is It, In Fact, Did Not Save Your Life.

Changbin: Minho is such a bitch.

Minho: Come again bitch.

Changbin: He's like the main mean girl.

Minho, looking proud at himself: I'm a shady bitch.

Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.

Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.

Felix: Piñatas.

Jisung: Glow stick.

Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*

Felix: Why do you hate me so much?

Minho: Because people think you are nice, you are humble, you say excuse me..

Minho: You look like little birds help you to dress up in the morning. People don't fear you.

Felix: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

[Felix, staring at the distance]

Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?

Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?

Changbin:

Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

Hyunjin: Bro-

Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.

Hyunjin:

[in stray kids dorm]

Seungmin: Am i in hell?

Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.

Chan: What is going on here?

Jisung:

Felix:

Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-

Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.