Welcome To Nightvale, Or Any Other Weird Podcast Helps Me Have Weird Thoughts In A Separate Location

*You have lost omnicorn seeing privileges*

Not horny enough. Millicorn

Fuck it. Omnicorn.

You can only see it if it is logically impossible for you and sex to simultaneously exist in the same universe.

Starting a collection

We should all make a boop laundering scheme. Just millions of boops from hidden sources.

DON'T LET THIS GO OUT OF CIRCULATION. ADD MORE ONTO IT. QUEUE IT. DON'T LET THIS SITE FUCKING FORGET. THIS TRIAL COULD HAVE MASSIVE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE WHOLE INTERNET.

Aigis is a gift to this world

attn nintendo: i’m right

originally posted to twitter

had a realization last night

lesser dog from undertale is literally laios’ fursona huh

listen i do not mean this in a furry way at all and i know the actual tread of this would be ass but let me say. i would very much like it if there were boots that made animal tracks instead of boot tracks. i just think thatd be neat

Ha Ha! You've fallen for my trap card! Absolute ADHD zone! You will now be cursed to overstimulation via my blogs bs!