Ha Ha! You've Fallen For My Trap Card! Absolute ADHD Zone! You Will Now Be Cursed To Overstimulation

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

Are you pro ship building, because, like, I think that a Full-Rigged Barque Barquentine Schooner looks pretty nice.

are you pro or anti ship?

I'm anti-ship, I think you could spend your time doing better things, like painting or going on a bike ride or having friends!

Can we go on land?

Your a messenger having witnessed the rise of humanity ever since the Greek Gods went into slumber. It is only an hour before they awaken. You now have to explain the entirety of the past 2000 years of humanity, including a new threat to the gods caused by these human devices called ‘Nukes.’

This is it, i have archieved greatness! I HAVE SENT THE EVIL BOOP!

Because people apparently don't know how here an explanation:

You click and hold on the button (or hover over it) on desktop until the animation with it rotating back and forth has passed three times then you let go and (hopefully, if i explained it well) then you can send a EVIL BOOP

"Take a Homestuck quiz? I'd rather be peer pressured into heroin."

dear fucking god i accidentally hit my capslock when recording this one to the notepad so it looked like

"take a hOMESTUCK-"

for a second and jumpscared me

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

@klavierpanda countered

Capture 5 Wild Boykissers (0/5).

Character idea

A horse in a nice 3 peice suit smoking out of a pipe with really high deception so everyone thinks they're a human

Detective horse will solve the crime (people think his name is horse but hes actually called that because hes a horse)

Sir Bearington's archnemesis

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