Tony, A Bored Gen X-er: Do You Know Any Good Jokes?

why did kallus show up at zebs place in the modern au? its beautiful btw

thank you so much!!

so in the AU, hera and kanan are foster parents for sabine and ezra, zeb is their roommate and all three adults work at the same community center that hera runs

kallus a lawyer is sent by the gov to try to remove their foster licence (officially because kanan+hera are fake married, really because they’re political activists)

shenanigans happen, zeb and kallus end up bonding after a car accident in the middle of winter where zeb carries him to hospital

kallus becomes a whistleblower and starts leaking info on the task force run by thrawn

he gets found out, and since his phone and car and flat were all work perks, ends up without a place to stay in the middle of a rainstorm: that’s when he shows up at the ghost crew’s door, all wet and miserable

Kirishima: Bro-

Bakugou: I had your fucking tongue in my mouth five minutes ago, don't you fucking dare call me 'bro'

life hacks for not being able to function

most of these are reminders for me but feel free to use them

if you don't feel like takin a shower, stick your head under the faucet and just wash your hair. i do this a lot and it helps feel a little bit cleaner

if you don't want to leave the house, it's good to get exercise. walk some laps around the house/ your room.

give yourself 1 thing at a time to do. take it slow

brush your teeth! if you don't shower or change clothes today there's no permanent damage but if you don't brush your teeth there is.

stretch! do some simple stretches, it can wake you up and give you some exercise

wear your fancy clothes. if im feeling gross and icky on the inside it cheers me up to have fun and dress up nice. wear your favorite clothes whenever you want.

do your laundry. it doesn't take long, and clean clothes feel really nice. bonus: don't want to do it? hide your clothes in a family members basket of laundry and they'll do it for you.

text someone you love or care about. gets your mind off of stuff. definitely a mood booster.

call someone. just talking to someone over the phone makes you feel like you're doing something.

if you have pets- cuddle them! spending some cuddle time with a cat or dog is really nice.

make lists- maybe it's your favorite flowers, or places you want to visit. but it's a fun pass time. also you can look up the things on your lists and learn new stuff.

open the window! let some fresh air in. in the summer ill sit and stare outside for a while every day. if you can't open a window just pull the curtains back and let in some natural light too.

eat healthy snacks. try to have granola bars on hand, they're tasty and good for you. and they come in a ton of yummy flavors.

that's basically it, add on anything if you want! these are just tips i have from my experience. im not at all a professional or therapist or anything. just a sad kid jfhsjab.

Empire Strikes Back (1980).

Um, some more art I guess?? I might consider making like a lil comic w these characters. There will definitely be more of them tho!

black people, please take care of yourselves. please take care of your health. please take care of your mind. please take care of your spirit.

i understand if your soul is not at peace. i understand if you are exhausted. just, please take care of yourselves in these dark, hateful times and surround yourself with people who understand why.

It’s gonna be okay Jirou, the only reason he brought it up to begin with is that he’s tired of listening to Kaminari whining about you anyway

(Some time in the future)

D.A.D.D.I.E.S. employee: How’d you get those burn scars?

Normal: My ex-wife was really bad at JezzBall.

Ok, so I’ve been thinking about Spiderverse, right? Like how people have this really awful headcanon that Miles steals his art supplies for whatever reason. But Miles has a really nice drawing desk in his room, right? And those things are really expensive, so his parents give him an allowance that let’s him buy art supplies and save up for a $300 drawing desk, or they bought it for him for his birthday or Christmas.

But I want to expand on that headcanon some more, because his mom and dad are a policeman and a nurse. Those aren’t high paying professions. They live in a nice house in a good neighborhood and send their son to a private school. This means they have a ton of bills and probably don’t have a lot left over.

While they can give him an allowance to spend on markers and sticker paper and stuff, they probably can’t afford to spend money on a fancy drawing desk, especially if he already has a perfectly good desk already that he does homework on or whatever.

But you know who doesn’t have those bills? Who in Spiderverse doesn’t have kids to send to private school and who lives in a really nice place that screams comfortable wealth? Who loves Miles and wants to support his hobby and has $300 to spend at the drop of a birthday?

Uncle Aaron.