Scarletta Ending.

“Your not mad, are you, princess?”

kaeya x reader

Warnings/genre—> Fluff, kind of suggestive !!

summary—> you’ve had a bad day and kaeya’s teasing makes you lash out but then he flirts with you and your a combination of flustered and annoyed

A/N; i apologize again this fan fic is also extremely short :(..

You were just having the most terrible day ever. You woke up late and that causes you to be late to work, You tripped and fell flat on your face, the new recruits were giving you an extremely hard time, and to top it all off it started down pouring on you! All you wanted to do was just take a nice hot shower and go to bed and forget that day ever happened.

After a tiring day you made your way to your shared house with your boyfriend, kaeya. You walk into the house, dropping your bags and your coat immediately on the floor. You head to the kitchen to get a drink, cause you really needed it. Your boyfriend walks down the hallway, greeting you “Well well, welcome back love. If you were in the mood to drink I could have taken you down to angels share..” You let out a huff as you pour wine into a glass, “I’m not in the mood to go anywhere, kaeya” you respond. “someone’s in a bad mood..no pet names, darling?” he slowly walks over to you leaning over the counter, taking a sip of your wine. “I’m really not in the mood for your stupid teases” you retort as you snatch back your drink and chug it. “I can tell, but your not mad at me, are you..princess?” he smirks and his eyes meet yours, the sentence causing you to almost choke on your drink. “w-what?” you manage to cough out as a red hue creeps up your cheeks, “No..of course not, just..just a really bad day.”

He walks around the counter and stands behind you, placing his hands on your waist kissing your neck, “Maybe I can help with that..” his hands slowly creeping up your shirt. Leading you to your shared bedroom..let’s just say he made up for your crappy day in the bedroom..

Candy Dates

sucrose x gn!reader

summary—> you ask sucrose to accompany you on an adventure, only to surprise her with a candy picnic! <3

warnings/genre—> all fluff, slight suggestive parts

A/N; Sucrose my beloved. the pet name “cutie” is based off what my boyfriend calls me so I had to add it. I almost forgot to post this

Your rushing down the halls of the knights of favonius building, barging in to the alchemy lab, aggressively swinging the door open to get a certain alchemist’s (in training) attention.

Sucrose flinches and whips her head around in the direction of the door slamming open. “y-y/n..?! you scared me!” she rushes over to you inspecting you, “Is there something wrong? are you injured??” she’s doing the thing again where she gets anxious about your well being, it’s always cute to see her care for you. You place your hands on her shoulders, “I’m fine, I need you for an adventure though! it’s super important, and I need your help, will you care to assist me, sweetie?” you smile as red hue covers her cheeks, “o-oh, of course i’ll help!” she says, “great! then let’s get going, we have no time to loose!” you grab her hand and rush out the building.

“Actually, before I head out I have to grab something, you can get a head start, meet me at the statue in windrise!” you say before leaving sucrose to walk to the huge tree in windrise. you walk over to flora, “good afternoon flora, I would love your whole stock of windwheel aster flowers.” taking out a pouch of mora that should cover the cost. “Of course y/n! here’s all the flowers we have in stock for windwheel aster” flora says and she hands you a bouquet of the flowers and you hand her the mora. “Thank you miss flora.”

You meet sucrose at windrise after storing the windwheel aster flowers in a special place. “sorry it took so long, ready?” you say hooking your arm with hers “yes! oh, uhm, what exactly are we looking for?” she looks at you as you guys start walking in the direction towards stormbearer mountains, “well..we kind of have to fight the anemo cube..just a couple times, then gather a bunch of sweet flowers. And any wild windwheel aster flowers we can find.” she nods In understanding, “but, I don’t think I’d be as much help against the anemo cube” she states pushing up her glasses, “hm, right, how about I fight the anemo cube and you gather the sweet flowers and windwheel aster?” she smiles, “sounds good to me.”

So you guys get to work, sucrose gathering all the sweet flowers and windwheel asters she can, while you take on the anemo cube multiple times, without her suspecting that any of this is actually for her.

After you collected all your anemo fragments, you rushed to the picnic spot, playing the gems around the blanket, the windwheel flowers you bought from flora, laying them out around and on the blanket. Meeting sucrose back at windrise, meeting her with a bouquet of sweet and windwheel flowers, “I brought them! Is this enough?” she hands them to you and you nod, “more then enough, thanks cutie” you peck her cheek, “now, candy making time?” you smirk as her face lights up in delight and you make your way back to mondstat to make some candies.

Once finished with the candies, you place them in a little bag, you grab her hand that’s not holding the bouquet of windwheel flowers and lead her to the picnic spot. Just before you arrive you ask, “my cutie, close your eyes real quick? there’s a surprise ahead. Don’t open your eyes until i say, alright?” you squeeze her hand for reassurance, and she nods and closes her eyes. You carefully guide her on to the picnic blanket, placing the candies, cakes and other sweets out. Guiding the windwheel aster flowers out of her hand, you wrap a ribbon around them and tap her hand, “you can open them now, love.” you say and her eyes flutter open, looking around at the new area she’s in.

“Oh..wow..this is..wow..” she takes in all the anemo gems, sweets and the windwheel flowers in your hand, as you pluck one from the group and steady it in her hair. “Surprise sweet cheeks, you’ve been working so hard, so I wanted to surprise you with a little picnic. I brought most of your ascension materials, and all your favorite sweets.” your face softens and you gently rub circles on the back of her hand. She raises her free hand over her mouth, tears threatening to spill out of her eyes. “Oh..y/n..dear..I-I..this is amazing, thank you so much, I love it.” she manages to say, tears of happiness rolling down her cheeks (she in her feels rn) you giggle a bit at her emotional side, “I’m glad you like it, here, try some of this cake! it’s sweet just like you” you say and dig your fork into a piece of vanilla cake, taking a piece and bringing it to her mouth, you snicker “say ahh cutie” your comment makes her giggle and she happily opens her mouth, letting you feed her some sweets, and bask in each other’s presence until the sun goes down.

7:00am 9/05/2021

HELLO

you should do genshin impact boys reacting to you pulling a deez nuts joke on them because I pull deez nuts jokes on my sister all the time #girlboss

Reacting to “deez nuts” Jokes

scaramouche x reader | diluc x reader (separate)

A/N: Added a your mom joke for scara’s part. This was super funny to write, i love writing stuff like this 😭 Scaramouche’s part is longer because i didn’t really know what to do for diluc’s but I already had an idea for scara’s

Summary—> you pull a deez nuts/yo mom joke on your boyfriend/husband to see their reaction.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, cursing, threats(scaramouche’s part) mentions of goreific actions. Not proofread.

Diluc;

> Man how could you pull a deez nuts joke on this poor man. My guy is so confused.

> Slowly turns his head towards your direction and raises a brow and shoots you a look of, “what did you just say to me?”

> would be even more confused when you start rolling on the ground laughing your ass off

> would result in asking kaeya and venti what it means because they say it all the time to each other but he just doesn’t pay attention enough to care.

> kind of disappointed but finds it funny how you managed to pull one on him after he finds out what the joke is.

It was just the two of you in the tavern, diluc was behind the bar cleaning up and you were sitting at one of the stools waiting for him to finish up. When you remembered the prank kaeya told you to pull. You decided to take the opportunity you had right now.

You have the smuggest smile plastered on your face. Clearing your throat, you start, “Luc’…I cant believe you did that..” you gasp. He slightly turns his head and raises a brow. “What? did I do something wrong?” Your smile widens, oh how sad that he walked in to your little trap.. ”DID DEEZ NUTS, OOHHH!!” You scream almost at the top of your lungs and burst out laughing.

He whips his head around, with the most confused and shocked look on his face and raises his brow, “What? what did you just say?” He just watches you cough and laugh as you try to explain your joke, but your laughing too hard and can’t seem to let any words escape your mouth. He sighs.

The next day when kaeya and venti are in the bar, he hesitated, but turns to them with the most serious face and asks, “What is..’deez nuts’?” Venti spits out his wine and kaeya is just shocked. They explain it to him threw giggles, but he understood.

Once he gets home he finds you on the couch and walks up to you kissing your neck, “Nice joke, love, I’m surprised you managed to catch me off guard like that.”

“yeah sorry about that..SORRY DEEZ NUTS ARENT IN YOUR MOUTH!!” You say pointing to him and giggling. He just chuckles contently and soaks in the sound of your laughs.

Scaramouche;

> what. the. absolute. fuck? did you just say? to me?

> looks at you with the most disgusted face. Why, just why.

> legit wants to break your neck after hearing those words come out of your mouth. But holds himself back because he (sadly) loves you.

> but ends up ignoring you until your on your knees begging for him to talk to you.

He was rambling (complaining) about something the new recruits did and how they did something wrong and almost got the whole team killed on a mission, and how they can’t do anything right. and how he wants to strangle them and slowly watch them die and suffer and-

“it’s not that deep bro..” you cut him off.

“what the fuck do you mean ‘not that deep’ yes it fucking is I-“

“DEEP INSIDE YOUR MOM, OOHHHH BOOM ROASTED.”

He stares at you.

you stare back.

“..”

“…”

Gets up from his seat and walks over to you and gives you the deadliest glare ever.

It makes you giggle a bit, you quickly cover your mouth hoping he didn’t hear; but you can’t help it, you burst out laughing, holding your side because it hurts from laughing so much.

Watches you stumble on to the ground from laughing so hard. Gives you the dirtiest, most disgusting look ever. Like he just watched someone pick out there own limbs out of there body and eat them.

“I can’t even. describe. how much. I despise you right now.”

you look up at him wiping the tears from your eyes trying to catch your breath. You reach out for him to help you up, but he swats your hand away and storms off.

He’s mad at you for the whole day. Grumpy and pissed off. yelling at new recruits (and childe) for no reason.

You finally catch up to Scara at the end of the day. You fall to your knees and grip the clothing of his shorts and start rapidly apologizing, swearing you’ll never do it again.

He’s looking down at you with his arms crossed. Silently enjoying the show of how pathetic you are right now. “..hm, fine, I forgive you. But your not allowed to talk to anyone else but me for a whole week.”

9:21 am 8/25/2021

Jacuzzi

fluffvember “ 🔥 “

—[🔥]; kaeya

A/N; wishing me and mellow were in a jacuzzi smh..Also I accidentally deleted the ask for this i’m so sorry 😭

[warnings/genre]; fluff, slight suggestive themes, provocative touching, modern AU, fem implied reader (sorry 😔)

For winter break, you and kaeya, along with a bunch of friends; decided to visit a ski lodge for a week. You were quite excited, especially for all the snow. You used to go to the same ski lodge when you were a child with your family, so your all too familiar with the place, and staff.

You were swelling with pride that you were able to show kaeya around. Sharing all the memories you had there. An exciting trip down memory lane…WRONG. everything went terribly terribly wrong. And now you got yourself in a sticky situation, 12 at night—with no escape.

“darling, there’s a jacuzzi outside, on the balcony..” he hums, and you turn your head and walk over to the glass door he’s looking out of. “Hm, yeah, there is..why?” you question, and he just hums in response. You look up at him to be greeted with a cheeky smirk spread across his lips, he’s up to something.

“what are you up to? I know your scheming something mister..” you raise a brow at him, and he lets out a deep chuckle, “how about we take a dip in the jacuzzi? It’ll be just the two of us..” he looks down at you, you look back out the glass door and shake your head. “Kaeya, it’s snowing outside, there’s no way i’m going out there.”

“cmon’ it won’t be too bad!” he says as he rummages threw his suitcase and grabs his bathing suit bottoms and immediately starts changing. You watch him strip of his clothes with a slight blush on your face, “your crazy! it’s too cold!!” he grabs a towel and counters your argument: “The jacuzzi will warm us up! please?” he pauses, and you cross your arms, “fine, hmm..how about, I buy takeout for a whole week? whatever you want, hm?” you can’t argue with that..so you grab your swim suit that kaeya forced you to pack and change.

You stand at the open glass door with a towel wrapped around you, shivering. “You seriously had to pack the most skimpiest swimsuit i owned!? your crazy and a perv !!” you semi-shout, in return he chuckles as he sits his towel down on a near table, “cmon! afraid of the cold are we? here, i’ll help you.” he walks over to you, yanks your towel off your body and throws you over his shoulder. “KAEYA !!” you shriek, covering your upper body with your arms.

He puts your towel down, and lowers you in to the jacuzzi. “see? not as bad, no?” he smirks and steps in to the jacuzzi. You huff, “I guess it’s not that bad..” you sink down in to the hot water and hum in satisfaction. He scoots closer to you and moves you on to his lap, back facing his chest, his arms around your middle. You lean back in to his touch, and you tilt your head to look at him, giving him a peck on his jaw. “Are you not cold?” you question, and his grip around you gets tighter, “not when your warming me up” you giggle at his cheesy response, “your such a dope.” you smile, and lean your head back on his shoulder and look up at the night sky.

You feel his hands creeping up your front, you lift your head to look down,“kae-“ before you get to finish, his hands makes their way to cup your chest/breasts. You slightly jump, his hands are cold even in the hot water?? He rests his head in the crook of your neck and starts peppering your neck with kisses. “Kaeya..” you breathe out. you move your hands to his thighs to steady yourself. He smirks against your neck and pulls back, resting his chin on your shoulder, and moving his arms back to your middle. You took at him threw the corner of your narrowed eyes, “perv..” you mumble out and he chuckles.

You turn your head back to the sky and sigh, “I should have known you were gonna pull some cheeky stuff on me, your charming but punchable face distracted me.” He pulls you closer to his chest, “are you saying i’m attractive?” a sly smile makes its way in to his lips, you shoot him a playful glare, “no i’m totally not saying your attractive— of course I am dumbass.” He lets out a sarcastic gasp, “your sarcasm hurts me, darling.” you just playfully roll your eyes in response.

You feel his hand land on your jaw and he sharply makes you turn your face to his. “Kae-“ He shushes you with the dark look in his eye and the slight curve in his lips. “You know..you always seem to make me feel some sort of way, darling..” his voice is deep and raspy, it gives you chills down your spine and you gulp. He pulls away and moves you off his lap— “well, it’s getting late. Time we get out, no?” he gives you a sly smirk as he exits the jacuzzi.

this man was gonna be the death of you one day..

7:20. pm

12 - 12 - 2021

trapped

scaramouche x reader | kazuha x reader | xiao x reader

A/N. this randomly came to me when i was scrolling threw twt, based off a kazuscara fanart- Also holy shit i’m back sorry for like the year of me ghosting this account 💀

.trapped In a small space with them

.afab reader(?) mentions of “boobs”, very sexual. Perv!xiao, very ooc xiao in this fics, implied taller!reader for scaramouche’s part.

scaramouche.

> You aren’t ..exactly sure ..how you got In to this- predicament,,

> You and Scaramouche were just scouting out the area, But I guess neither of you notices the obvious leaf trap.

> And it was to late when you guys tried to walk over it and fell in to a Very, very, very small hole.

“Can you Move over?”

“You know, dear, that would be super easy if i had any room to move over to.”

You can hear a scoff come from him in the dark. You were currently trying to figure out how to get out of the situation you were in. Your husband keeps wiggling, some how thinking it might get him out.

Now sense it’s pitch black, You can’t exactly see the predicament Scaramouche has gotten himself in. His hands are on the wall against your back, his leg in between yours, And His face is pressed right against your breasts. You don’t mind the position he’s gotten himself in- In fact you think it’s funny, take it as payback for moving too much.

On the other hand- Scaramouche is beet red, and very embarrassed. But he’s stuck, and can’t do anything unless you move.

you can hear a low grunt come from him, and then you hear him clear his throat. “Hey.”

you smirk- not that he can see it. “Hi..”

You hear him shuffle a little and adjust his position before he speaks up again. “Can you, like, shuffle your position, a bit?” You sigh and try and shift your position- but in the worst way possible. You lean over him and push him so he’s the one leaning against the wall, and your breasts are pushed up against his face. “Is this better?” you ask.

Well, This isn’t exactly what he wanted, and he’s not complaining- well he is but only because he’s frustratedly flustered. He can’t even reply with your breasts in his face. His legs feel like jelly, his hands are shaking and his face is beat red.

You’re like this for another hour or so, before you hear commotion from above. Scaramouche tries to shuffle out of this embarrassing situation, but instead accidentally tickles you which results in you giggling. “You fool, stop squirming! here, I’ll move” You lean your back against the wall so he can finally breathe. He huffs and looks up to see Tartaglia- Never in his life has he thought he’d be grateful to see the 11nth harbinger.

Kazuha.

> You were so careful that this wouldn’t happen.

> You we’re trapped in a small storage closet with kazuha, after beidou asked you to fetch something from the closet. It locks from the outside.

> A crew member just so happened to accidentally shove kazuha- who was holding the door open- in to the closet with you.

> And here you are, Anxious, embarrassed, flustered, frustrated. All in a small closet with kazuha, your crush .

You’re breathing heavily, your chest rising up and down repeatedly. “We need to get out of here, god I can’t let anyone catch me like this-“ you breathe out in stuttered breathes.

“You should calm down, stressing won’t help the situation.” Kazuha says, trying to help you calm down. But it’s no use when he doesn’t know your embarrassingly huge crush you have on him. “Breathe in and breathe out, take a moment to calm down.” He says, and you slow down and listen.

Breathe In, and Breathe out. Breathe In, and Breathe- Suddenly your jerked forward with kazuha’s back hitting the door and him cushioning your fall. The ship must have taken a huge wave. But that only made the situation worse.

The lights dimmed out, but you can still see. You frantically look around and you look down at kazuha who’s squished between your breasts.

Ok. Panic Mode now.

You urgently try and Shuffle out of this embarrassing position. At the failed attempt, you curse under your breathe. “God dammit.” You then result in leaning more in to kazuha- much to your dismay. You try and jam the door open but it’s no use. Your breathes are staggered and your panicking.

Kazuha takes your hips and rubs circles on them trying to calm you down. Which did the exact opposite. Your heart is racing but atleast it stops your movements. He shuffles a bit so he can speak. “y/n. please, calm down. We’ll just have to wait till someone opens the door.” you try and choke out a response but with how his hands are on your hips, his face pushed up against your chest, and his calming words. Your at a loss.

about 10 minutes of silence goes by. When finally kazuha speaks up. “Are you ok?” he breathes out, and you nod. “mhm..yeah, I’m ok..are you?” He stops his movements for a second, before continuing and humming, sending vibrations threw your chest. “I’m perfectly content.” You can just feel him smirk.

You shuffle your feet for a second, you thought now would be a great time to confess your feelings. as you open your mouth, the door clicks and opens. Leading you both falling down with you on top of him, the whole crew staring at you and your face the color of a tomato.

Xiao.

> You we’re exploring abandoned ruins and buildings with xiao

> You came across a coffin-shaped box and was looking inside

> until xiao bumped in to you (totally on accident..) and you guys fell in to the coffin

Xiao was underneath you while you were on top.

You were pretty calm, not thinking about anything else other then getting out. You tried to nudge the coffin cover open but you couldn’t from the angle you were at.

You Huff, and whisper in his ear, “hey, xiao, try and nudging the cover off.” your breath fawns his neck and his breath hitches, But he reaches around your body to try and push the cover off. He attempted, but it was a weak attempt- he did that on purpose. Thankfully you couldn’t tell, you figured it was the position you two were in that made it difficult.

You didn’t know what to do, But your arms were getting tired from supporting your body weight, and you didn’t think anyone would come across the ruins anytime soon. You slowly begin to lean your body weight on xiao’s, your breasts Pushed up near his face, your heavy breathing, and your leg between his.

you’re about to relax fully before you feel his hands creep up the back of your thighs and on to your butt. You freeze and your breath hitches. What is he doing? does he think your asleep? You can feel him lean in to your breasts. Wait. Is he sniffing you?? you’re too scared to do or say anything. He rubs his hands up and down your butt and thighs, while nuzzling between your breasts.

His hands seem to be wandering under your clothes, but before his hands can get too far the cover snatches open and you look up to find Hu tao smirking down at you, you’re never gonna live this one down.

10:41 am 7/26/2022

Reacting to their younger sibling getting hit on in front of them

diluc & kaeya x sibling!reader

summary—> your diluc and kaeya’s little sister and some creeps start hitting on you and they get really get aggravated.

warning(s)/genre—> fluff, swearing, mentions of inappropriate touching

A/N; just wanted to mention towards the end theres intimacy(arm holding/hand holding etc) between the reader and diluc, I’m gonna assume just to be safe that someone is gonna get on my ass about it saying how “it’s creepy they’re siblings” I hold/hug my older sisters hand/arm especially if i’m anxious when we’re out, same with my dad so it’s normal for me, and it’s not weird! ty.

It was a rather rowdy night at the tavern; you were sitting at the bar with kaeya and sister rosaria, and a certain mouthy bard, waiting for diluc to get off shift to head home together. You were humming and listening to the drunken adults ramble about stuff.

you were only 16, so you couldn’t drink yet, but diluc kindly gave you a glass of grape juice to enjoy until he closes the tavern. Taking a sip of your grape juice you notice an older man take the seat next to you on your right. But you pay no mind and turn your attention to your noisy drunken older brother. That is until the older man started to get a bit too close to you, so you scoot your stool away from him, but he just scoots closer. Starting to get anxious, you wonder if you should say something until you feel a hand on your thigh.

“Erm..excuse me sir, but can you please keep your hands to yourself..” you try and shoo his hand away but his grip becomes tighter and he doesn’t budge. “Cmon’..there’s no harm in it, say why don’t I buy ya’ a drink? we can have a little fun together, whadda say, pretty girl...” you can smell the alcohol in his breath and you almost gag. “no thanks, please leave me alone-“ you mumble but the old mans hand starts to creep up your leg.

You yelp and try and sit back but end up falling off the stool and making a loud crash, which results in everyone looking at you. “Y/N, Are you alright?” you hear your red headed brother say, and you look up to see him kneeling beside you. “U-uhm, yes, yeah, I’m alright” you mumble as he helps you up. “sorry sweet cheeks, did I scare ya? I didn’t mean to, just being friendly.” the old man reached out to grab you but you backed up out of his grasp and bumped in to diluc who was behind you, and you see kaeya grip the mans arm, “Have you never learned to keep your hands to yourself, hmm?” Your blue headed brother says and you watch as diluc steps in front of you. “Is this old man bothering you, Y/N?” diluc asks and you nod, “he was making me uncomfortable..his hand was, erm, touching me..” You rub your arms and step back a bit.

“It’s not that deep, I was just being friendly..trying to shoot my shot on a cute little girl.” the old man tries to defend his actions, “Excuse me?” the red head scoffs, “praying on little girls? oh how low of you..” kaeya starts “looks like someone needs to be taught a lesson?” he gets up, standing next to diluc and the man also stands. “There’s nothing wrong with it-“ diluc cuts him off, scoffing and pinching the bridge of his nose, “There’s nothing wrong with it? she’s 16, what are you 60? there’s Everything wrong with it. I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.” the old man opens his mouth to argue but kaeya quickly shuts him up, “before we make you leave. understood?” glaring daggers at the guy.

The old man angrily takes his leave, and the two brothers turn to you, bombarding you with questions and concerns. “Are you alright?” “did he hurt you?” “do you need anything?” “would you like me to beat him up?” question after question, with no time to answer any of them. “Get off her ass, you two aren’t even giving her the opportunity to answer all the dumb questions your throwing at her.” Rosaria says as she takes a sip of her booze. “right, sorry.” diluc says and he turns to you. “I’m alright, I’m not hurt, I just want to go home, and no, you don’t need to beat him up.” you let out a sigh of relief and a small chuckle. “I’m sure diluc has no problem closing the tavern, right brother?” Kaeya says, in a teasing manner for the last part. “mhmm, of course, it’s about time I close up the tavern anyway.”

When there’s nobody left in the tavern except for you and your brothers, you hug kaeya goodbye, “Thank you, for earlier..” you say as you squeeze him tightly in the hug. wrapping his arms around you and rubbing your back, “Well, it is my purpose to look out for my adorable younger sister.” he chuckles and you let go smiling, waving good bye.

When you and diluc are walking back to the Manner, you hook your arm around your brothers and lean on his arm. “Are you alright?” you smile, nodding. “Mhm,I just want to say thank you, for earlier, for looking out for me..” you hug his arm tighter and he wraps his arm around your shoulder. “Of course, I would do anything to make you feel safe.” You smile and giggle, walking silently back to the manner with your older brother.

5:37 pm 9/02/2021

Tattoos

diluc x fem!reader

summary—> one day you decide to get a tattoo of diluc’s bird of flame aka “Dawn” (that’s what his Q/ ultimate elemental attack is called, with the bird thingy, yeah you get it)

warnings—> non, pure fluff, maybe a tiny bit suggestive? nothing to bad

A/N; Sorry this is kinda short, idk how i feel about this fan fic but i hope you guys like it </3

You have thought about getting a tattoo for some time now, but you never actually found the time to get the tattoo(s). After seeing one of your friends get a tattoo, you finally decided on what tattoo to get, inspired by diluc’s ultimate attack. You wanted to consult with diluc before you went and got it.

You walked into angels share, walked up to the bar where diluc was. smiling and saying, “I’m getting a tattoo!” He raised his eyebrow and look up at you, he hummed in response and went back to cleaning the glass he was holding. He didn’t take you seriously, honestly he thought you were just joking, that’s until he came home to you with just a bathrobe on, your chest visible with a red/orange bird across just above your breasts.

He stared at you, standing in the door way. You looked up from your book and raised an brow at him. You smile and place your book down. Opening your robe a little more to see, “Do you like it?” your boyfriend looks at you, face almost as red as his hair, steps closer to you, “You..you actually got it..” You giggle in response, “Did you not believe me when i told you? come here.” he walks over to you and sits on the edge of the bed, he raises his hand to touch the tattoo, he hesitates, gives you a look for approval, You nod and feel as his hot finger tips braise your chest over the tattoo. You blush at the contact, but it feels nice, you take his free hand in yours and kiss his knuckles, “I’m glad you like it” He kisses your chest where the tattoo lays and says, “I love it..”

I truly wish "fans" would stop bothering and harassing solo dev like Yanagi, especially after seeing their recent post (where they talk about their love for the characters and wish that they don't have to leave the characters so soon).

We can see that these characters are so dear to them, Homicipher feels more like a passion project. A heartfelt tribute to their own OCs, made with love for their own creation. As someone who has a lot of OCs, honestly I get that feeling. Imagine if people kept demanding more and more content about your own characters and disrespecting your boundaries, I'd regret ever putting them out in the first place. Yanagi truly deserved better :(

This kind of situation not only happened to just Homicipher, but to other fandoms as well (an example is Welcome Home). Homicipher (its concept) has been around for almost two years (please do correct me if I'm wrong) and just got fully released for a month, yet these people treat the creator like an object they can pester without any consideration. Truly disheartening.

Okay wait. Imagine Scara and xiao being interviewed with they're s/o and the interviewer asks the boys "What's your position around the house." And before they can answer, they're s/o just goes "Being submissive and breedable, Next." That's my Request 💀💀

Submissive and Breedable

scara + xiao x reader (separate)

summary—> your at an interview and your boyfriend gets asked “what’s your role in the house?”

warning(s)/genre: fluff, kind of suggestive? modern AU. Gn!reader, cursing

A/N; this was so fun to write, this was the best request ever. I hope this is fine! I liked the request, but didn’t really have an idea on how to write it. I hope this is good enough!

Xiao;

Both you and xiao are pop Idols, one of the most famous idol couples in the community.

you got invited to an interview about your jobs, and your relationship. which you gladly accepted.

You had to drag xiao on to the plane to come. (he doesn’t like interviews, especially about his personal life)

You both agreed not to share too much personal information. wanting to keep it private, just for you and xiao. and maybe some close friends.

“welcome! the ever so famous couple: Xiao and Y/n, how are you this evening?”

“We’re doing good! the flight wasn’t too bad, xiao took a nap so he should be fine for this short interview” you smile, taking xiao’s hand in yours as he huffs and blushes.

“I see! It’s great that the flight went well. Ready for Q&A time?”

“of course.” “let’s get this over with.”

After a flood of questions from your fans, finally getting to the last one!

“last one, ready?”

“yup!” you cheer, and xiao nods his head, rubbing circles on to your hand.

“Alrighty, anonymous asks: “Xiao, what’s your role at home?”

Before your boyfriend can even answer the question himself, you jump in cutting him off, “being submissive and breedable.”

Xiao’s head whips to you, Face covered in red blush. “y/n!”

You and the interviewer are giggling while xiao is having a mini panic attack, questioning his life choices. Head in hands trying to cover the blush on his face.

“Well that was sure a great way to hit off this interview! Thank you for coming here today, y/n and xiao!”

Scaramouche;

Your boyfriend is a popular gamer, and he decided to go to vidcon this year

in which you tagged a long, including some of his friends decided to join (childe, dottore, signora) much to his disliking

Scara was on a panel, inviting you to sit with him because he didn’t trust you to be anywhere other then beside him.

It was a panel with other youtubers/twitch streamers, including childe and dottore

After dottore finished talking about what his channel was about (building/experiments, kinda like mattpat) Childe decided to tease scara a bit, with you in on a prank ofc.

Childe, turning to where you and scara sat on the furniture on stage, he smiled, “hey Y/N, why don’t you answer a question.”

“Me? oh, uhm sur-“

“Absolutely not.” scara cuts you off, “I don’t trust you enough to ask them a question, what if you set them up.” he huffs crossing his arms.

already knowing he was gonna say this, childe counters his argument “well, then why don’t you answer the question” he has a sneaky grin on his face.

he sighs, and rolls his eyes. “fine, whatever, what’s the damn question.”

“well, one of your fans asked, ‘what’s your role at the house?”

“what?” he scoffs, “example?”

“scara, honey, they mean like being a house wife, male wife, etc-“ you explain for him.

“-what kind of question is that? ugh, if you have to know it’s-“ it’s your turn to cut him off,

with a mischievous grin on your face you put a hand over your boyfriend’s mouth and yell, “being submissive and breedable!” you giggle as your boyfriend yanks your hand off his mouth and covers yours

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

childe and dottore are laughing their asses off, the fans are screaming and laughing, clapping at your courage to yell that out.

“I’m not taking you to vid con anymore.”

“but this was my first time!”

“and your last.”

you get up from your seat, “well atleast i’m not submissive and breedable, scara.” you giggle and dash off the stage before he can grab you.

he’s internally dying.

11:35 am 9/11/2021

.DNI

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