Reacting To “deez Nuts” Jokes

I think that servant scarletella ending is the one where you defeat him and he loses all his memories LOL so you give him a name (which makes him "yours" since having someone's name grants you power over their soul or something like that) and then he becomes your servant ✨ That name bit is the whole reason why he wants your name so badly— because he wants you to be his after thinking your past victims (as a serial killer) were sacrifices for him (a simp-stalker fr).

The umbrella is now yours and I guess thats means you now have (significant?) control over the apartments in that ending.

THANK YOU SO MUCH! cant wait to write this fic now that I understand. Love you pookie

jealousy

headcanons

.xiao, albedo, itto, zhongli

A/N.if you read this before than your right—this was on my angst blog but I deleted it and now i’m reposting it here :)

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xiao—

Xiao…knows he’s jealous, accepts it, understands it. If you, or anyone asks him if he’s jealous. He’ll say yes. Now most people don’t think he’s be straight up, and he’s run away from his feelings—but I think differently. He won’t directly tell you he’s jealous, though. You’d have to figure that out on your own. He will confirm he’s jealous if you ask, but won’t tell you on his own.

Other then how he handles his jealousy—I don’t think the yakasha gets jealous easily anyway.. even if he did get jealous. He’s too busy to deal with such dramatic emotions. He knows he trusts you, but he knows he can’t stop that feeling bubbling up inside of him when he sees you in liyue being a little too friendly with that harbinger..

If his jealousy ended up getting the best of him, he would accidentally take it out on you. Then instantly disappear for atleast 24 hours, in a result, leaving you confused, and conflicted on what the heck just happened. Because his out burst will be quick and snappy, then he’ll be gone. After he comes back, he’ll most likely climb in threw your window when the sun just has set, and apologize to you. <33

albedo—

albedo…he’s quiet, observant, slightly agitated, and antsy. Slowly starts to figure out he’s jealous, the first time he got jealous he only realized he was when he was at his breaking point. He gets antsy when he’s jealous, more paranoid and observant of things as well. It’s kind of weird—but he works better when he’s jealous?

He just can’t sit still, and comprehend how timeaus (how do you spell that man’s name- ),=) is so friendly with you..how your both shoulder—touching close when your helping him, how the man sometimes eyes you up and down. Albedo can see every little thing timeaus is doing, and he despises it.

once he actually gets to his breaking point—he butts in to your guy’s conversation. Kind of like how a dad makes room for himself in between his daughter and her boyfriend on the couch? yeah that’s albedo. stares at the person causing the problem (timeaus i’m sorry) not in a glare type of way—more in an annoyed type of stare. Will tell you later why he acted out like that. He’ll chuckle that he actually got jealous—laugh with him, it’ll make him feel better. (WITH him..not at him babes😔)

itto—

itto…aggressive, possessive, oblivious, and non rational. We would definitely get possessive and upset—he doesn’t want someone messing around with his territory. Every rational thought in his head just- leaves..it walks out the exit doors. All he can think is ‘huh? i feel upset, that person bad, MUST FIGHT’ haha i like silly giant himbo man. Also, he doesn’t realize he’s jealous, he didn’t know what it meant..

How is he not supposed to be jealous when that stupid Thoma keeps being all friendly with you!? He's stealing the spotlight!! (no hate to Thoma I love him ): ) your attention is supposed to be on him only, not anyone else !!

it could go multiple ways when itto finally breaks. A: he could either go over to you shove the other person away from you then drag you away. B: he could just throw you over his shoulder and walk away. or finally, option C: challenges the other person to a fight(=…yeah..If it ends up being option C—you most likely patch him up after fighting the other person. Keep talking his ear off when you patch him up, even if your scolding him, he just wants to listen to you talk to him instead of anyone else.

zhongli—

Zhongli…annoyed, aggravated, and possessive. He already lost his love in the past—he doesn’t want to go threw that grief again. I feel like he would be calm at first, but as the jealousy grows, and the more that his ginger haired friend kept getting close to you—and leaving lingering “friendly” touches on your skin. He knows he’s jealous, but he just doesn’t care lol.

It’s not a common occurrence for him to be jelly..but not a rare incident either. Normal, ya know? Once his jealousy piles up. He also lashes out, not on you though, poor tartaglia over there gets his with zhongli “I will have order-“ sorry childe :,). Prob doesn’t get over his jealousy quickly after, it takes him 24 hours to cool down. Just reassure him that he’s your one and only—His evil thoughts will go away a bit quicker ;)

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6:15 pm 9/5/2022

Heya pal, saw you writing for touchstarved so I wanted to ask which characters would you write for? I'll prepare a list for your reqs then huehehehejehej

I would mainly write vere, leander, and Ais ..idk abt kuras and mhin because In my opinion their personalities are kind of difficult to write for (for me atleast) I guess it would depend on what the prompt was. But for now I’d just say Vere, Leander and Ais (Ais is my babe)

Wait, s/o taking Scara and Xiao to a family gathering for the first time. And s/o is Making Xiao/scara a plate. And s/o's mom is like "aww, well who is this?" And Her cousins start flocking around them And S/o is like "oh, right, hun, meet my family." And then she turns and Just goes. "Family, meet my precious little Kitty meow meow." And then proceeds to put her hands on her knees and starts baby-talking the shit outta him, just because S/o is taller than Him.

“Babying”

scaramouche x reader | xiao x reader (separate)

A/N; Ok this fic did not turn out like the ask, I just went off of what i remembered. so sorry but i’m way too lazy and tired to re start this took so long, Hopefully this is good enough 😢

summary—> reader babying on scara and xiao during a family gathering.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, slight cursing in scara’s, no pronouns mentioned for the reader. (scara’s part is a little short)

Xiao;

was against going to this family reunion with you. He complained on why he had to attend with you, and why you couldn’t go alone to see YOUR family.

Holding up your hand with the wedding band on it, and telling him how he’s now part of your family convinced him enough.

It was a long journey to fontaine, but you both made it in one piece.

Holding his hand, walking to the location, everyone turned their heads, all attention was now on you and your adepti husband.

waving your free hand and greeting everyone, your other hand occupied by your husbands, everyone turned their heads, excitingly greeting you and calling out your name, hugs were given and received. A bunch of questions where asked until one of your close cousins squealed,

“O M G!! Y/N!! Is this xiao!? YOUR HUSBAND!!?? he’s much shorter then expected !” she screamed out, bouncing on her heels, everyone started swarming, talking about his height, and comparing it to yours. which he absolutely hated, but tried not to burst in front of your loved ones.

You smile, turning to xiao and bending down a bit, squishing and pulling his cheeks, “yes he is!! my wittle’ adorable husband, the best partner I could ever ask for! yes he is!” you babied him, giggling, getting a couple laughs from others.

Xiao’s face was heating up, out of anger, embarrassment, and because you complimented him. He squirms and manages to swat your hands away, “stop that.” he says sternly, “aww your so cute when your embarrassed, aren’t you? cutie cutie” still toying with him, he gives her a small glare that tells you to knock it off or he’ll explode, you finish with the teasing, patting his head.

Turning to your family, finally answering their question; “yes! this is my husband, Xiao.” you hold out your hand with the ring on it and smirk, “officially off limits, hehe”

Scaramouche;

You had to drag him to your family reunion. Physically drag him because he refused to go

complained threw the whole trip about how this is a waste of time

deep down he was just angry and scared of your family not liking him. (and him not liking your family)

immediately everyone went quiet and looked at you guys, especially scara, because they’ve never seen anyone like him before.

They all just looked, whispering amongst themselves, “that’s they’re new boyfriend..?” “why does he look so angry..” “..He’s one of the fatui harbingers, isn’t he?” “are you sure? he’s rather short..”

“Ahem..” you cough in to your hand to get everyone’s attention, “this is my boyfriend ! scaramouche, say hii” you ruffle his hair and talk in a babyish tone, “come on scara! you can do it, say hi to the nice people~” you squish his cheeks but he’s quick to smack your hand away, “fuck off” he huffs and turns his head, cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. you giggle and turn your attention to your family members, “don’t mind him, he’s just in a grumpy mood, he didn’t have his nap~” he snaps his head around glaring daggers at you, but you pay no mind. “Your obnoxious.” you hum in acknowledgment, “You don’t say that when we’re-“ “-OK OK” his cheeks are red and he looks down.

You wrap your arm around his and peck his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. “alright, I won’t bug you anymore, cutie.”

8:18 pm 9/22/2021

haii ><,, could you write something for literally any homicipher character.. im starving for homicipher x reader content 😭😭😭

First kiss.

context: post blissful ending. You kiss, mwah.

Homicipher. mr crawling x reader. | Anypov. Fluff.

First time writing an anything in 2 years, bear with me I might be rusty. Didn’t really know what to write for this one so it’s a little short. Also I had to rewrite this so I hope there’s no mistakes,,

lowkey forgot * don’t italic words on this app..

For some reason, having this..entity here with you after escaping from the ‘other world’ ..isn’t bad. No one else can see him—which is honestly a bonus—and you have to concentrate really hard to see him… but it’s better than nothing. Honestly, he’s such a puppy..In a kind of disturbing way? The way he just follows you around, chirps and giggles, does his best to protect you. It’s adorable, really.

The first time this strange, attraction, hit you was when he pulled you down and crawled on top of you, sufficiently hiding you from Mr. Scarletella. And it only grew throughout your time in the ‘other world.’ Progressing as he kept protecting you, helping you.

You heard Mr. Crawling chirp, pulling you out of your daze. You glanced up at him, smiling, and he smiled back. (even if it was a little creepy..) Your hand hesitantly reached out, trailing your fingers up his arm, and then to his face. You tentatively brush your knuckles against his cheek, brushing his hair aside slightly. He looks at you, (does he even have eyes??), a little caught off guard by the action. As if he hasn’t been touched so tenderly before.

You start to wonder what his lips would feel like against yours as you stare at him intently. He stares back at you, oblivious to your thoughts. You wonder if there’s a word for ‘kiss’ in his language. But the language barrier between you two never really stopped you before. You point to your lips, and then you point to his lips, trying to get your intentions across. He smiles, but tilts his head to the side ever so slightly, as if saying: “what? I need a demonstration.”

*who knew entities could be such teases?*

But..then again, who are you to deny such an adorable face like him? You gently reach out, cupping his face in both your hands, rubbing his grayish pale cheekbones, guiding him closer to you. Your breaths mingle, lips barely inches apart, just brushing against each other before your eyes flutter close and you finally press your lips to his. The kiss was a little clumsy and fleeting, seeing as he didn’t know what he was doing, but sweet nonetheless.

When you finally pull away, he tried to eagerly chase your lips, his signature giggle falling past his lips. Seems like you’ve spoiled him, because now he doesn’t want to stop kissing you.

11:08 pm. 11/02/2024. @i90o3

.MasterList

genshin impact (ENDED. RETIRED. NO MORE)

— [📁]; [🎀] - fluff [💣] - angst [🧸] - comfort [🍾] - suggestive

Diluc

• hairstyles [🎀]

•Euphemism/Friendly-fire s/o [🎀]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Reacting to their younger sibling getting hit on in front of them [🎀]

• Reacting to “deez nuts jokes” [🎀]

• Movie dates [🎀]

• Sleep wear headcanons [🎀]

• “Can I sit on your Lap?” [🎀]

• Tattoos [🎀]

• Rainy Travels.. [💣 + 🧸]

Kaeya

• jacuzzi [🎀 + 🍾]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Reacting to their younger sibling getting hit on in front of them [🎀]

• corset mischief [🍾 + 🎀]

• “your not mad, are you, princess?” [🍾 + 🎀]

• Genshin Impact headcanons [🍾 + 🎀]

Xiao

• Trapped [🍾]

• Babying [🎀]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Submissive and breedable [🎀]

• Photo Booth [🎀]

• “your cute when your focused” [🎀]

• Xiao’s mark [🎀]

Childe

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Jealousy hits hard [🎀 + violence]

• Movie dates [🎀]

•Genshin impact headcanons [🍾 + 🎀]

Scaramouche

• Trapped [🍾]

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀+🍾]

• Babying [🎀]

• Submissive and breedable [🎀]

• Reacting to “deez nuts” jokes [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

Albedo

• albedo’s mark [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

Kazuha

• Trapped [🍾]

Thoma

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀 + 🍾]

Ganyu

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀+🍾]

Sucrose

• Candy dates [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

2:16 pm 8/22/2021. FINISHED: 4:50 pm 11/01/2024

“Can I sit on your lap? “

diluc x gn!reader

warning(s)/genre: Fluff, proof read but not proof read? I’m kinda lazy so i probably won’t fix any spelling errors so my bad 💀 also i’m experimenting with different writing styles so it may be a little wonky

summary—> you ask him to sit on his lap for the first time.

You were fairly new into your relationship with diluc, you guys took it slow the first three months, then progressed into more intimate actions such as: sharing kisses to the lips, forehead, cheeks etc, slight hand holding and pinky holding. Small things such as that.

Though you were bold and not one to be flustered easily, you still took it slow for your boyfriend. But starting to get impatient, you wanted to be a bit more bold and push his limits a little.

You and diluc were at the Dawn winery relaxing in the living room. Him being on his favorite arm chair, while you were spread out on the couch. You studied your boyfriends features as he concentrates on the book he is currently reading. nah cause he would look so pretty reading but also look dumb.

He looks so comfortable..you thought to yourself. How can you resists the urge to join him in being comfortable?? so, you got up and stood in front of diluc, hands on your hips, “hey diluc?”…“hmm..?” he answered, “can I sit on your lap?” .. “hmm..” he wasn’t actually paying attention to you..he was to focused on that book. You grab the book from his hands, marking the page he was on and placing it on the table, only to look back at a very confused and semi-upset diluc. (he was really into that book!!)

You climb on to his lap, and adjust yourself so your legs are wrapped around his waist, and your face is in the crook of his neck. Inhaling his scent and wrapping your arms around him and squeezing him a little. “thanks, your super comfortable..” you say.

diluc.exe. has stopped working.

yo wtf?? you just?? climbed into his lap?? out of no where?? My guy’s face is red to the tip of his ears, out of embarrassment, confusion, and because he’s flustered, all at the same time, all because of you!

He’s very confused on where to put his hands, on your waist? your back? on the arms of the chair? “Uhm..y/n..? wh..what are you doing?” you giggle in response to his question, pulling back from his neck and slowly guiding his hands to your waist, “basking in my lover’s presence, why? something wrong, diluc?” you smirk a little. “No..there’s nothing wrong..you just, caught me off guard. That’s all.” he holds you in his arms and he buries his face in your hair. You two basking in each other’s presence like this for the rest of the evening.

Did something happen that got the server deleted? :<

ahh something happened and one of the owners account got hacked and whoever hacked it deleted the server

I’m still working on making a new one lol

Just want to put a reminder I also write for other dating sim fandoms and my requests are open for them too! (along with select few animes.)

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