Hello. I Was Previously Known As “extrakuli” On This Account. I Want To Tell The Followers I Still

Wait, s/o taking Scara and Xiao to a family gathering for the first time. And s/o is Making Xiao/scara a plate. And s/o's mom is like "aww, well who is this?" And Her cousins start flocking around them And S/o is like "oh, right, hun, meet my family." And then she turns and Just goes. "Family, meet my precious little Kitty meow meow." And then proceeds to put her hands on her knees and starts baby-talking the shit outta him, just because S/o is taller than Him.

“Babying”

scaramouche x reader | xiao x reader (separate)

A/N; Ok this fic did not turn out like the ask, I just went off of what i remembered. so sorry but i’m way too lazy and tired to re start this took so long, Hopefully this is good enough 😢

summary—> reader babying on scara and xiao during a family gathering.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, slight cursing in scara’s, no pronouns mentioned for the reader. (scara’s part is a little short)

Xiao;

was against going to this family reunion with you. He complained on why he had to attend with you, and why you couldn’t go alone to see YOUR family.

Holding up your hand with the wedding band on it, and telling him how he’s now part of your family convinced him enough.

It was a long journey to fontaine, but you both made it in one piece.

Holding his hand, walking to the location, everyone turned their heads, all attention was now on you and your adepti husband.

waving your free hand and greeting everyone, your other hand occupied by your husbands, everyone turned their heads, excitingly greeting you and calling out your name, hugs were given and received. A bunch of questions where asked until one of your close cousins squealed,

“O M G!! Y/N!! Is this xiao!? YOUR HUSBAND!!?? he’s much shorter then expected !” she screamed out, bouncing on her heels, everyone started swarming, talking about his height, and comparing it to yours. which he absolutely hated, but tried not to burst in front of your loved ones.

You smile, turning to xiao and bending down a bit, squishing and pulling his cheeks, “yes he is!! my wittle’ adorable husband, the best partner I could ever ask for! yes he is!” you babied him, giggling, getting a couple laughs from others.

Xiao’s face was heating up, out of anger, embarrassment, and because you complimented him. He squirms and manages to swat your hands away, “stop that.” he says sternly, “aww your so cute when your embarrassed, aren’t you? cutie cutie” still toying with him, he gives her a small glare that tells you to knock it off or he’ll explode, you finish with the teasing, patting his head.

Turning to your family, finally answering their question; “yes! this is my husband, Xiao.” you hold out your hand with the ring on it and smirk, “officially off limits, hehe”

Scaramouche;

You had to drag him to your family reunion. Physically drag him because he refused to go

complained threw the whole trip about how this is a waste of time

deep down he was just angry and scared of your family not liking him. (and him not liking your family)

immediately everyone went quiet and looked at you guys, especially scara, because they’ve never seen anyone like him before.

They all just looked, whispering amongst themselves, “that’s they’re new boyfriend..?” “why does he look so angry..” “..He’s one of the fatui harbingers, isn’t he?” “are you sure? he’s rather short..”

“Ahem..” you cough in to your hand to get everyone’s attention, “this is my boyfriend ! scaramouche, say hii” you ruffle his hair and talk in a babyish tone, “come on scara! you can do it, say hi to the nice people~” you squish his cheeks but he’s quick to smack your hand away, “fuck off” he huffs and turns his head, cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. you giggle and turn your attention to your family members, “don’t mind him, he’s just in a grumpy mood, he didn’t have his nap~” he snaps his head around glaring daggers at you, but you pay no mind. “Your obnoxious.” you hum in acknowledgment, “You don’t say that when we’re-“ “-OK OK” his cheeks are red and he looks down.

You wrap your arm around his and peck his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. “alright, I won’t bug you anymore, cutie.”

8:18 pm 9/22/2021

.MasterList

genshin impact (ENDED. RETIRED. NO MORE)

— [📁]; [🎀] - fluff [💣] - angst [🧸] - comfort [🍾] - suggestive

Diluc

• hairstyles [🎀]

•Euphemism/Friendly-fire s/o [🎀]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Reacting to their younger sibling getting hit on in front of them [🎀]

• Reacting to “deez nuts jokes” [🎀]

• Movie dates [🎀]

• Sleep wear headcanons [🎀]

• “Can I sit on your Lap?” [🎀]

• Tattoos [🎀]

• Rainy Travels.. [💣 + 🧸]

Kaeya

• jacuzzi [🎀 + 🍾]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Reacting to their younger sibling getting hit on in front of them [🎀]

• corset mischief [🍾 + 🎀]

• “your not mad, are you, princess?” [🍾 + 🎀]

• Genshin Impact headcanons [🍾 + 🎀]

Xiao

• Trapped [🍾]

• Babying [🎀]

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Submissive and breedable [🎀]

• Photo Booth [🎀]

• “your cute when your focused” [🎀]

• Xiao’s mark [🎀]

Childe

• Halloween Costumes [🎀]

• Jealousy hits hard [🎀 + violence]

• Movie dates [🎀]

•Genshin impact headcanons [🍾 + 🎀]

Scaramouche

• Trapped [🍾]

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀+🍾]

• Babying [🎀]

• Submissive and breedable [🎀]

• Reacting to “deez nuts” jokes [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

Albedo

• albedo’s mark [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

Kazuha

• Trapped [🍾]

Thoma

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀 + 🍾]

Ganyu

• Falling in to their s/o’s breasts [🎀+🍾]

Sucrose

• Candy dates [🎀]

• Genshin impact headcanons [🎀]

2:16 pm 8/22/2021. FINISHED: 4:50 pm 11/01/2024

—[🎀] Genshin Impact Headcanons!!

— [🪄] Requests are open !!

Characters included; Childe, kaeya, ningguang, beidou, scaramouche, albedo, sucrose, razor, bennett, noelle, fischl

Warning: cursing, very slight NSFW(w/ kaeya/albedo), mentions of drinking.

Childe

Hc: Childe likes bigger women, the more there is the more of you he can touch.

Kaeya

Hc: Kaeya likes to catch you off guard/surprise you from behind with a hug. Also likes to grab your behind whenever he gets the chance to (in public or in private)

Ningguang

Hc: Ningguang will allow you to rest your face in her boobies if you’ve had an extremely rough day

Beidou

Hc: If beidou is drunk enough she’ll grab you into a bear hug but only crushing your face into her boobs

Scaramouche

Hc: Scaramouche would absolutely be intimidated if his partner was taller than him, if he had to look up to talk to you even an inch he would go batshit crazy

Albedo

Hc: Albedo absolutely loves to sketch/draw/paint you. He would ask if you could pose for him sometimes, but if he sees you from afar he’ll quickly sketch you. If you're comfortable with it, he’ll ask if he could sketch your body (like just your bare naked body) Because he admires it like your body is His god

Sucrose

Hc: I can see sucrose as really clumsy, but sometimes she’ll purposely trip over something so you would catch her in your arms, even if her face is completely red, she enjoys it.

Razor

Hc: razor LOVES when you pet him, public, alone, anywhere. If you surprise him with a kiss on his head and a little pet he loves it. Also loves when you praise him

Bennett

Hc: Bennett also LOVES when you praise him, with his bad luck and all he loves the sound of your voice letting him know he’s doing good.

Noelle

Hc: Noelle likes to pick you up! bridal style, on her back, shoulders, whatever. She likes to carry you anywhere and everywhere. Likes when you sit in her lap and let her play with your hair. Also likes when you help her with stuff, or come visit her and have lunch with her

Fischl

Hc: Fischl Likes when you listen to her adventures and theories. She’s sometimes shocked that you don’t get annoyed by her childish actions, instead, you also act childish around her so she’s not alone.

Tattoos

diluc x fem!reader

summary—> one day you decide to get a tattoo of diluc’s bird of flame aka “Dawn” (that’s what his Q/ ultimate elemental attack is called, with the bird thingy, yeah you get it)

warnings—> non, pure fluff, maybe a tiny bit suggestive? nothing to bad

A/N; Sorry this is kinda short, idk how i feel about this fan fic but i hope you guys like it </3

You have thought about getting a tattoo for some time now, but you never actually found the time to get the tattoo(s). After seeing one of your friends get a tattoo, you finally decided on what tattoo to get, inspired by diluc’s ultimate attack. You wanted to consult with diluc before you went and got it.

You walked into angels share, walked up to the bar where diluc was. smiling and saying, “I’m getting a tattoo!” He raised his eyebrow and look up at you, he hummed in response and went back to cleaning the glass he was holding. He didn’t take you seriously, honestly he thought you were just joking, that’s until he came home to you with just a bathrobe on, your chest visible with a red/orange bird across just above your breasts.

He stared at you, standing in the door way. You looked up from your book and raised an brow at him. You smile and place your book down. Opening your robe a little more to see, “Do you like it?” your boyfriend looks at you, face almost as red as his hair, steps closer to you, “You..you actually got it..” You giggle in response, “Did you not believe me when i told you? come here.” he walks over to you and sits on the edge of the bed, he raises his hand to touch the tattoo, he hesitates, gives you a look for approval, You nod and feel as his hot finger tips braise your chest over the tattoo. You blush at the contact, but it feels nice, you take his free hand in yours and kiss his knuckles, “I’m glad you like it” He kisses your chest where the tattoo lays and says, “I love it..”

HELLO

you should do genshin impact boys reacting to you pulling a deez nuts joke on them because I pull deez nuts jokes on my sister all the time #girlboss

Reacting to “deez nuts” Jokes

scaramouche x reader | diluc x reader (separate)

A/N: Added a your mom joke for scara’s part. This was super funny to write, i love writing stuff like this 😭 Scaramouche’s part is longer because i didn’t really know what to do for diluc’s but I already had an idea for scara’s

Summary—> you pull a deez nuts/yo mom joke on your boyfriend/husband to see their reaction.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, cursing, threats(scaramouche’s part) mentions of goreific actions. Not proofread.

Diluc;

> Man how could you pull a deez nuts joke on this poor man. My guy is so confused.

> Slowly turns his head towards your direction and raises a brow and shoots you a look of, “what did you just say to me?”

> would be even more confused when you start rolling on the ground laughing your ass off

> would result in asking kaeya and venti what it means because they say it all the time to each other but he just doesn’t pay attention enough to care.

> kind of disappointed but finds it funny how you managed to pull one on him after he finds out what the joke is.

It was just the two of you in the tavern, diluc was behind the bar cleaning up and you were sitting at one of the stools waiting for him to finish up. When you remembered the prank kaeya told you to pull. You decided to take the opportunity you had right now.

You have the smuggest smile plastered on your face. Clearing your throat, you start, “Luc’…I cant believe you did that..” you gasp. He slightly turns his head and raises a brow. “What? did I do something wrong?” Your smile widens, oh how sad that he walked in to your little trap.. ”DID DEEZ NUTS, OOHHH!!” You scream almost at the top of your lungs and burst out laughing.

He whips his head around, with the most confused and shocked look on his face and raises his brow, “What? what did you just say?” He just watches you cough and laugh as you try to explain your joke, but your laughing too hard and can’t seem to let any words escape your mouth. He sighs.

The next day when kaeya and venti are in the bar, he hesitated, but turns to them with the most serious face and asks, “What is..’deez nuts’?” Venti spits out his wine and kaeya is just shocked. They explain it to him threw giggles, but he understood.

Once he gets home he finds you on the couch and walks up to you kissing your neck, “Nice joke, love, I’m surprised you managed to catch me off guard like that.”

“yeah sorry about that..SORRY DEEZ NUTS ARENT IN YOUR MOUTH!!” You say pointing to him and giggling. He just chuckles contently and soaks in the sound of your laughs.

Scaramouche;

> what. the. absolute. fuck? did you just say? to me?

> looks at you with the most disgusted face. Why, just why.

> legit wants to break your neck after hearing those words come out of your mouth. But holds himself back because he (sadly) loves you.

> but ends up ignoring you until your on your knees begging for him to talk to you.

He was rambling (complaining) about something the new recruits did and how they did something wrong and almost got the whole team killed on a mission, and how they can’t do anything right. and how he wants to strangle them and slowly watch them die and suffer and-

“it’s not that deep bro..” you cut him off.

“what the fuck do you mean ‘not that deep’ yes it fucking is I-“

“DEEP INSIDE YOUR MOM, OOHHHH BOOM ROASTED.”

He stares at you.

you stare back.

“..”

“…”

Gets up from his seat and walks over to you and gives you the deadliest glare ever.

It makes you giggle a bit, you quickly cover your mouth hoping he didn’t hear; but you can’t help it, you burst out laughing, holding your side because it hurts from laughing so much.

Watches you stumble on to the ground from laughing so hard. Gives you the dirtiest, most disgusting look ever. Like he just watched someone pick out there own limbs out of there body and eat them.

“I can’t even. describe. how much. I despise you right now.”

you look up at him wiping the tears from your eyes trying to catch your breath. You reach out for him to help you up, but he swats your hand away and storms off.

He’s mad at you for the whole day. Grumpy and pissed off. yelling at new recruits (and childe) for no reason.

You finally catch up to Scara at the end of the day. You fall to your knees and grip the clothing of his shorts and start rapidly apologizing, swearing you’ll never do it again.

He’s looking down at you with his arms crossed. Silently enjoying the show of how pathetic you are right now. “..hm, fine, I forgive you. But your not allowed to talk to anyone else but me for a whole week.”

9:21 am 8/25/2021

“Your cute when your focused”

Xiao x reader

warnings/genre—> fluff

Summary—> your studying and xiao suddenly blurts “your cute when your focused”

A/N; sorry this is super short, I didn’t have any solid ideas for this on

You took in a commission to help find information, which leads you to the library scanning threw books; pushing your glasses up your nose when they slowly fall.

Xiao was sitting on a nearby desk, watching you read and skim threw books looking for the information you needed. You look so pretty when your focused, he thought. Until he said it out loud, “Your cute when your focused..” Which, caused you to drop your book in surprise as red blush crosses your face, eyes widened. He jumps a little at the sudden slam when the book hits the floor, his brows furrowed in confusion as he look at your flustered face. It takes the adepti a second to realize he said his thought out loud.

“y-you..think i’m, pretty?” your looking at him, slowly walking towards him, passion and excitement in your eyes, you’ve barely heard the adepti compliment you like that before. You were practically bouncing on your heels as you see your boyfriend flushed face.

He slowly nods in response to your question, darting his eyes away so they don’t meet your gaze. He didn’t mean to say it out loud, he curses himself mentally for making that mistake. Before he could have the chance to disappear into thin air from embarrassment, you grab his wrist and look into his amber eyes, smiling wide, you place a quick and small kiss on his lips before speaking, “Thank you..” you pause for a second before continuing “I think your pretty too” you kiss his cheek and turn around to continue your research, leaving your adepti boyfriend very flustered..

haii ><,, could you write something for literally any homicipher character.. im starving for homicipher x reader content 😭😭😭

First kiss.

context: post blissful ending. You kiss, mwah.

Homicipher. mr crawling x reader. | Anypov. Fluff.

First time writing an anything in 2 years, bear with me I might be rusty. Didn’t really know what to write for this one so it’s a little short. Also I had to rewrite this so I hope there’s no mistakes,,

lowkey forgot * don’t italic words on this app..

For some reason, having this..entity here with you after escaping from the ‘other world’ ..isn’t bad. No one else can see him—which is honestly a bonus—and you have to concentrate really hard to see him… but it’s better than nothing. Honestly, he’s such a puppy..In a kind of disturbing way? The way he just follows you around, chirps and giggles, does his best to protect you. It’s adorable, really.

The first time this strange, attraction, hit you was when he pulled you down and crawled on top of you, sufficiently hiding you from Mr. Scarletella. And it only grew throughout your time in the ‘other world.’ Progressing as he kept protecting you, helping you.

You heard Mr. Crawling chirp, pulling you out of your daze. You glanced up at him, smiling, and he smiled back. (even if it was a little creepy..) Your hand hesitantly reached out, trailing your fingers up his arm, and then to his face. You tentatively brush your knuckles against his cheek, brushing his hair aside slightly. He looks at you, (does he even have eyes??), a little caught off guard by the action. As if he hasn’t been touched so tenderly before.

You start to wonder what his lips would feel like against yours as you stare at him intently. He stares back at you, oblivious to your thoughts. You wonder if there’s a word for ‘kiss’ in his language. But the language barrier between you two never really stopped you before. You point to your lips, and then you point to his lips, trying to get your intentions across. He smiles, but tilts his head to the side ever so slightly, as if saying: “what? I need a demonstration.”

*who knew entities could be such teases?*

But..then again, who are you to deny such an adorable face like him? You gently reach out, cupping his face in both your hands, rubbing his grayish pale cheekbones, guiding him closer to you. Your breaths mingle, lips barely inches apart, just brushing against each other before your eyes flutter close and you finally press your lips to his. The kiss was a little clumsy and fleeting, seeing as he didn’t know what he was doing, but sweet nonetheless.

When you finally pull away, he tried to eagerly chase your lips, his signature giggle falling past his lips. Seems like you’ve spoiled him, because now he doesn’t want to stop kissing you.

11:08 pm. 11/02/2024. @i90o3

I need to leave your request inbox alone 💀💀

My request is Diluc and scaramouche with a S/o That's euphemisms and Friendly-fire threats are Ridiculous.

As an example, He tells s/o he love them. And instead of giving a simple "i love you."

For Diluc, S/o goes "You better, Or else, I'll Punch you so hard That Ponytail starts Orbiting Around Your Head like planet mercury😐."

Or if it's scara saying "i love you". They'll go. "You should, Who else Could love That big ass forehead, Walkin round here, lookin like megamind n shit. 🤨"

HELP?? MEGAMIND?? PLANET MERCURY?? please never leave my inbox alone your ideas are fantastic; Anyway, I only did dilucs because I didn’t want to put this ask off anymore, enjoy!

Warning(s)/genre—> No warnings, pronouns not mentioned. Fluff

this is shorter then I predicted..oops

Diluc;

He was leaving for a trip, he wouldn’t be back for a couple weeks; you both wanted to say your goodbyes before he left.

He took both both of your hands in his, rubbing small circles on your knuckles; bringing them up to his lips and softly kissing them. He didn’t want to leave, and you didn’t want him to leave either. But it’s business, convincing each other that time will fly, and he’ll be back soon.

“Diluc” he hums in acknowledgment, looking in to your eyes. “It’s getting late, you should leave. You don’t want to be late, right?” you give him a soft smile, and he nods. Letting go of your hands, he kisses your forehead, then your lips.

“I love you” he says, and you smirk, looking up at him with a smug look on your face; “You better, Or else I’ll punch you so hard that ponytail of yours will start orbiting around your head like planet mercury” you playfully scoff, and he only sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. “why, are you like this?” you giggle, “that’s a great question, a question that can’t be answered.” He dramatically sighs again and smiles,

“What am I gonna do with you?”

“hmm, you could kiss me goodbye again?”

8:19 am 10/08/2021

I don’t think the demon slayer fandom realizes that tanjiro, genya, inosuke, zenitsu, and nezuko are minors. (+ kanao and muichiro but i don’t rlly see fics for her so she’s fine—they are all 16 and under btw..)

and no, you can’t age them up just for them to do the dirty, that’s not how that works.

Hey! Just saw that the unofficial discord server for Homicipher is gone from my server list. Was I specifically removed or was the server taken down?

it was deleted, but I plan on making another one! I’ll post the link on my profile when I do