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you should do genshin impact boys reacting to you pulling a deez nuts joke on them because I pull deez nuts jokes on my sister all the time #girlboss

Reacting to “deez nuts” Jokes

scaramouche x reader | diluc x reader (separate)

A/N: Added a your mom joke for scara’s part. This was super funny to write, i love writing stuff like this 😭 Scaramouche’s part is longer because i didn’t really know what to do for diluc’s but I already had an idea for scara’s

Summary—> you pull a deez nuts/yo mom joke on your boyfriend/husband to see their reaction.

warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, cursing, threats(scaramouche’s part) mentions of goreific actions. Not proofread.

Diluc;

> Man how could you pull a deez nuts joke on this poor man. My guy is so confused.

> Slowly turns his head towards your direction and raises a brow and shoots you a look of, “what did you just say to me?”

> would be even more confused when you start rolling on the ground laughing your ass off

> would result in asking kaeya and venti what it means because they say it all the time to each other but he just doesn’t pay attention enough to care.

> kind of disappointed but finds it funny how you managed to pull one on him after he finds out what the joke is.

It was just the two of you in the tavern, diluc was behind the bar cleaning up and you were sitting at one of the stools waiting for him to finish up. When you remembered the prank kaeya told you to pull. You decided to take the opportunity you had right now.

You have the smuggest smile plastered on your face. Clearing your throat, you start, “Luc’…I cant believe you did that..” you gasp. He slightly turns his head and raises a brow. “What? did I do something wrong?” Your smile widens, oh how sad that he walked in to your little trap.. ”DID DEEZ NUTS, OOHHH!!” You scream almost at the top of your lungs and burst out laughing.

He whips his head around, with the most confused and shocked look on his face and raises his brow, “What? what did you just say?” He just watches you cough and laugh as you try to explain your joke, but your laughing too hard and can’t seem to let any words escape your mouth. He sighs.

The next day when kaeya and venti are in the bar, he hesitated, but turns to them with the most serious face and asks, “What is..’deez nuts’?” Venti spits out his wine and kaeya is just shocked. They explain it to him threw giggles, but he understood.

Once he gets home he finds you on the couch and walks up to you kissing your neck, “Nice joke, love, I’m surprised you managed to catch me off guard like that.”

“yeah sorry about that..SORRY DEEZ NUTS ARENT IN YOUR MOUTH!!” You say pointing to him and giggling. He just chuckles contently and soaks in the sound of your laughs.

Scaramouche;

> what. the. absolute. fuck? did you just say? to me?

> looks at you with the most disgusted face. Why, just why.

> legit wants to break your neck after hearing those words come out of your mouth. But holds himself back because he (sadly) loves you.

> but ends up ignoring you until your on your knees begging for him to talk to you.

He was rambling (complaining) about something the new recruits did and how they did something wrong and almost got the whole team killed on a mission, and how they can’t do anything right. and how he wants to strangle them and slowly watch them die and suffer and-

“it’s not that deep bro..” you cut him off.

“what the fuck do you mean ‘not that deep’ yes it fucking is I-“

“DEEP INSIDE YOUR MOM, OOHHHH BOOM ROASTED.”

He stares at you.

you stare back.

“..”

“…”

Gets up from his seat and walks over to you and gives you the deadliest glare ever.

It makes you giggle a bit, you quickly cover your mouth hoping he didn’t hear; but you can’t help it, you burst out laughing, holding your side because it hurts from laughing so much.

Watches you stumble on to the ground from laughing so hard. Gives you the dirtiest, most disgusting look ever. Like he just watched someone pick out there own limbs out of there body and eat them.

“I can’t even. describe. how much. I despise you right now.”

you look up at him wiping the tears from your eyes trying to catch your breath. You reach out for him to help you up, but he swats your hand away and storms off.

He’s mad at you for the whole day. Grumpy and pissed off. yelling at new recruits (and childe) for no reason.

You finally catch up to Scara at the end of the day. You fall to your knees and grip the clothing of his shorts and start rapidly apologizing, swearing you’ll never do it again.

He’s looking down at you with his arms crossed. Silently enjoying the show of how pathetic you are right now. “..hm, fine, I forgive you. But your not allowed to talk to anyone else but me for a whole week.”

9:21 am 8/25/2021

Albedo’s mark

albedo x gn!reader

A/N; I might just make this a series about “marks” and kissing them. who’s next? — maybe kaeya (his eye) or tanjiro and genya (their scars)

—[summary]; you’ve always wondered what the mark on albedo’s neck meant—why not figure it out? (mwah)

—[warnings/genre]; fluff, kind of suggestive (?) established relationship, not proof read (plz tell me if i made any spelling errors)

You were helping albedo in his lab in dragonspine. He asked you for research assistance, and who are you to decline your pretty boyfriend’s request?

It’s just about sundown; you’ve been running little errands for him, or just handing him something out of reach, etc etc. Your sitting near him, on a stool, carefully studying the blonde in front of you.

Something always stood out about him, something always just felt different..but you could never place your finger on it. Was it his dusty, platinum blonde hair? his smartness? his calm and collected nature? his big, gorgeous blue eyes? his fair skin? it was hard to choose what was nagging at you.

“your staring”

a calm voice — that you were way too familiar with — dragged you from your thoughts.

“oh! oops— sorry, sorry..”

how embarrassing.. your face flushes from the embarrassment. You didn’t mean to be caught staring, how long were you even staring for? you don’t know; you were to entranced by his good looks.

“It’s alright, I don’t mind..as long as it’s you staring” a small smile works it’s way on his face as he continues his work. You hum and smile in acknowledgment; taking a closer look at him, you notice the diamond shape on his neck.

Has that always been there? your not sure, but you most definitely are noticing it now; how it’s starting to glow a orange-ish / yellow-ish color as night falls. It’s sparkling in the moonlight, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

You gently hold albedos chin, and tilt his head up a little towards you — “y/n? what are you-“ — you lean in and pepper kisses over the glowing star on his neck, and giving it a small mark before pulling away, leaving the pale prince before you, stunned.

“you know, I’m not even sorry I did that. You were just too tempting, prince”

Albedo’s once pale skin, was now covered with red. “please, do that again”

“gladly”

6:50 am / 11 - 4 - 2021

✑ 𝓉𝓎𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒷𝑜𝓎𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝜗𝜚 𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓌𝑒

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So, since Crowe is definitely my fave, so I just had to write more about him! Mostly focus on relationship canons, but shoutout to @i90o3 for the inspo! 

𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔: 18+ NO KIDS (Adults Only) This content contains mature themes unsuitable for children. Please respect the creator's intentions. 

I also threw in a bunch of my own general headcanons because honestly, Crowe has so much lore that I could talk about him forever (I won’t; it’ll be too damn long.)

He's got this whole backstory and vibe that I can't get enough of. Plus, I’m all about fleshing out his character even more, so I added a few of my personal twists on how I see him in different situations, especially when it comes to relationships. 

He's such a layered character, and it's fun to dive deep into his personality.

· ─────── ⋆⋅ 🝣 ⋅⋆ ─────── · 

Okay, so let's talk about Crowe as a boyfriend. Honestly, he's everything—the perfect mix of charm, attention, and emotional depth. If you're the type of person who wants a relationship that's all about connection, balance, and growing together, Crowe is that guy. 

He's basically the definition of a dream guy—like, he’s got that old-school chivalry thing down, a fucking prince, but it's not forced or anything. It just comes naturally to him. He’s thoughtful in ways that’ll make you smile, like he’s always paying attention to what you need and finding ways to show you he cares. The affection? Relentless, in the best way possible. He’ll make you feel like the center of his universe without hesitation.

And if you’re someone who thinks love can’t be that over-the-top, grand, movie-romance type, Crowe is out here proving everyone wrong. He’s the type to sweep you off your feet with the little things and make every moment together feel like an wonderful love story.

✑ The Gentleman Extraordinaire

GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN, GENTLEMAN. DEAR LORD! Okay, okay, hear me out—Crowe. Just Crowe. Like, I started playing the game for Sol—I was all in for Sol, but then Crowe shows up, and suddenly I’m sitting here like, "Sol, who?" Crowe doesn’t just win your heart—he walks in, takes it, and leaves you wondering how you ever lived without him. He’s that boyfriend who ruins all other boyfriends because he’s not trying to compete—he’s just naturally that good at loving you.

He’s got this smooth, polished vibe, like a real-life Prince Charming, but not in some cheesy, over-the-top way. No, Crowe’s the kind of charming that feels real because it is He’s not all about appearances—there’s this kindness and humility that just grounds him. He’s perfect, but not in an intimidating way; he’s perfect in a “why is this man doesn’t exist?” way. T-T

You know when he shows up to meet your friends or family? Game over. He’s got that effortless grace, that charisma that makes everyone around him feel special. Your friends are like, "Wow, he’s amazing," and your mom is already planning the wedding. But here’s the thing—Crowe doesn’t care about impressing everyone. He just cares about you, His whole vibe screams, “I’m here to love you and make your life amazing.” And he does.

He doesn’t wait around asking, “When are you free?” Nope. Crowe says, “Meet me outside in 20,” and next thing you know, you’re at this secret little café, or on a picnic in some perfect, out-of-the-way spot, or just laying on the grass, looking up at the stars that somehow feels magical—not odd because he’s there. And everything he does feels so intentional—like, this man doesn’t try to be romantic; he is romantic.

He’s that guy who makes opening doors and pulling out chairs look like an art form. Like, you could be wearing sweats, but somehow when you’re out with him, the whole scene feels like it belongs in a movie. Oh, and don’t even get me started on his sense of style. 

Date night with Crowe? Babe, you’re not just going out for a night—you’re straight-up walking into a fashion shoot without even trying. This man is obsessed with matching outfits, but not in a cheesy way. Nah, it’s all about that subtle, cohesive vibe—same color schemes, the same textures.

And when you’re brainstorming outfits together? That’s part of the fun! It's like a mini fashion show before the actual date. And don’t even get me started on how he lets you borrow his clothes. You know this man is elite when his clothes smell like pure heaven and still fit you like a glove.

Crowe isn’t just boyfriend material, he’s the whole soulmate package. Like, seriously—he’s everything. I’m not even making this up, this man is next level.

✑ The Romantic Idealist

Crowe loves you like it’s the easiest thing in the world, and he’s not shy about it—like, at all. His love is this big, bold, cinematic thing, but also these soft, quiet moments that hit just as hard. It’s like he’s figured out how to be a walking rom-com and your comfort person all at once.

And Prince? Oh, Prince is charming for sure, but let’s be real: he’s more of a mother hen than some storybook prince. Brittney nailed it when she said that. He’s got that whole “nagging but with love” vibe, plus the way he carries himself. It’s giving “protective energy” more than “royal decree.”

And, Oh, you’ll never be unsure about how he feels. The man says, “I love you,” like it’s second nature—like he doesn’t even realize it’s slipping out half the time. And the way he looks at you? You know, the kind of gaze that makes your knees forget how to function? Yeah, that.

Then there are the little surprises: handwritten notes that are so sweet they feel illegal, gifts that aren’t just thoughtful but feel like they were plucked straight from your Pinterest board, and dates planned around stuff you didn’t even realize you’d mentioned. He’s not just big on the show of it; he’s big on knowing you, like, really knowing you.

And if you’re having a bad day or feeling some type of way? Crowe is on it. Insecurity? What’s that? Because he’s about to drop a forehead kiss, some whispered reassurances or even a whole TED Talk about why you’re literally the best human being alive. He’s not stopping until you believe it.

And flowers? Don’t even get me started. Crowe’s the kind of guy who gives flowers just because it’s Tuesday, and he definitely knows flower language. Like, he’ll bring you a bouquet and casually mention the meaning behind every bloom. It’s all very “main character in a dating sim.” even though he’s very much a second lead energy. You know exactly what I mean.

✑ Intimacy, Comfort, and Softness

Okay, so Crowe’s whole vibe is just… ugh, so comforting, in the way he shows up physically and emotionally. 

Like, this man has a gift for making you feel safe and treasured, but also a little breathless. It’s the way he reads you, you know? He picks up on even the tiniest mood shifts and is right there—whether it’s to hold you, help you, or just let you vent without even asking for it. 

And communication? Oh, he’s the king of creating that safe little bubble where you can spill your guts and not feel judged.

Oh, but don’t let that fool you—this man is such a tease. He loves getting under your skin in that playful, flirty way that has you pouting and glaring at him, and he’s just standing there with this little smirk. And honestly? You’d swear you catch him blushing every now and then when you pout back, but it’s so subtle you almost gaslight yourself into thinking it’s the lighting.

Now, THE HAIR. His Hair ™ deserves its own spotlight. His hair? It’s not just hair—it’s a damn masterpiece. Always soft, always smelling faintly like lavender or jasmine or something that makes you want to bury your face in it forever. Sensitive? Bruh, that doesn't even scratch the surface. It’s like his hair is its own personality and you just have to be ready to spoil it.

And listen, he loves it when you touch it, but you gotta know—if you tug on it? Oh, you're in trouble. This man will melt into a puddle on the spot, and I’m talking instantly, with heart-shaped eyes, simply begging for more.

Soft words, soft touches—the whole package. He’s the kind of person who will cup your face like you're the most important thing in the world and just whisper how incredible you are.

Or he’ll casually tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear while you’re talking like it’s no big deal, but it makes you feel like you're wrapped up in this cozy, gentle bubble. Honestly, it’s the kind of affection that just melts you.

Now, let's get into the real fun stuff—his hair again. Seriously, I can't stop thinking about it. If I could just run my fingers through it all day, I’d be in heaven. I’m talking brushing it, styling it, putting little clips in there, or just running my hands through it like it’s my job. And that braid of his? Don’t even get me started. 

It’s like the second I see it, all I can think about is how much I want to get my hands on it. His hair is so silky smooth you just want to sink your fingers into it. And when you massage his scalp? Man, he’s out like a light. 

You’d have him all peaceful and chill, just resting on your chest, no worries. It’s like his version of a personal reset button. I can’t even deal with how perfect that sounds.

Oh yeah! Let’s talk about his sleep, though. Crowe sleeps like a freaking Disney princess. Aurora who? Like, imagine the most peaceful, beautiful sleeping face ever. And okay, yeah, there’s a bit of a “corpse but make it art” vibe, because how can anyone look that good just… lying there? I’m sorry, but until you see him sleeping, you don’t even know what beauty is.

Crowe is all about that closeness, like, he loves resting his head on you. Whether it’s on the top of your head or just leaning on your shoulder, he thrives on that kind of support. It’s like his way of saying he trusts you with his energy.

And if you smell nice? Oh, he’s all about it. Like, if you're wearing something musky, floral, or have a hint of perfume, he’s in heaven. It’s like his little sensory heaven, and he’ll lean in a little closer just to get that extra whiff. 

When it comes to hugs, it’s a mutual effort—you both kinda have this rhythm after learning each other’s boundaries. But when you do hug, Crowe’s hands usually find their way to your waist, not your chest or neck. It’s like this cozy, grounded thing where he wants to feel close but also be respectful of space. 

If you’re feeling extra chill with him, he’d probably fall asleep in your arms, no questions asked. This boy just needs rest, and you’re the perfect pillow. But if he does fall asleep while hugging you? Good luck getting those arms to move. It’s like they’re made of steel or something—they’re not going anywhere. And honestly, who would want them to? It feels so good being wrapped up in his arms. 

Seriously, though, his hugs are just addictive. Like, once you get one, you just want more. It’s warm, comforting, and feels like a personal little world just between the two of you. But the only thing that could top his hugs? His kisses, hands down. So yeah, just shower him with hugs—he’s craving it, especially when it’s just the two of you, behind closed doors. You’re honestly doing him a favor. 

And oh, the kisses? Don’t even get me started. Crowe is ALL about them. Need kisses? Boom. Hands, cheeks, forehead, neck—whatever you want, he’s got you covered. And if you’re cool with a PDA? Honey, he’s laying it on thick. Like, smooches in front of everyone if anyone even thinks about making you jealous. But if you’re not into PDA, he’s got this smooth way of keeping you close—hand on your waist, pulling you into conversations, constantly checking in with those little glances that just scream, you’re my world.

And when it comes to love? Crowe doesn’t do things halfway. Do you need reassurance? He’s sitting you down for the most real heart-to-heart. Do you want more kisses? Babe, he’s already on it, no hesitation. If you’re the jealous type? Oh, he’s not just telling you he loves you; he’s showing it, making it crystal clear to everyone else, too. 

And the pet names? My love, my dove, my heart—he’s laying them on THICK with a capital T; I swear to god, those aren’t the exact nicknames from the games, more like examples as I want you guys to see for yourself—I was 

eating it up every single time.

✑ The Ultimate Hype Man

Crowe is that person who’s just built to hype you up. Like, your wins? Automatically his wins. He’s out here making sure everyone and their mama knows just how proud he is of you.  

He’s got this major Cheerleader Energy—like, you fold some laundry? He’s clapping like you just won an Oscar. Nailed a test? He’s ready to throw a full-on parade. Crowe’s the type to back you all the way on chasing your passions, too, with advice that’s useful. He’s not just about celebrating you; he’s about pushing you to grow, making sure you keep leveling up while he cheers at every step.  

And oh, the reliability? Unmatched. Whether you need someone to hash out a problem, cheer you through a tough time, or just sit there as your unshakable rock, he’s there. No doubts, no drama. You can count on him to show up, fully present—both physically and emotionally.  

Also, let’s talk about his socials. They’re basically a love letter to you. Couple  pics, goofy candids, and those long, heartfelt stories where he’s just out here spilling about how lucky he is? Crowe’s all about letting the world know how much he adores you.  

✑ Tailored to You

Crowe’s love language? All of them. He's like a walking, talking Swiss Army knife of affection, but with a twist: “I will become whatever you need me to be.” It's honestly wild. His default? Quality Time and Acts of Service, no question. He's the type of guy to be like, "I love you, and here's how I’m going to prove it." But the real magic happens when he adjusts based on whatever makes you happy. Do you like something? Oh, bet. He’ll be all over it, mastering it just for you.

— Physical Touch?  

Crowe's all about that. Like, he will hold your hand just because, mess with your hair while you're chilling, and literally just hug the life out of you. It’s not some half-hearted stuff either—it’s the kind of touch that screams, “You are my world, and I’ll keep you close.” 

— Acts of Service?

If you think you’re doing anything on your own, think again. Crowe's the guy who’s like, “Need help with your assignments? He’ll be a tutor, even if do doesn’t the material, he’ll pay someone or learn it himself. Running errands? I’ve got it covered.” He's all in on making your life easier, and that’s his way of showing love. He’ll get you that coffee you like without even asking.

— Words of Affirmation?

Man, if you thought he was shy with his words, you clearly don't know Crowe. He’s got this endless list of compliments, and he’s not shy about throwing them your way. “You’re amazing, you’re perfect, here’s why—let me list it out for you.” And let’s be real, he can’t stop talking about how great you are. Like, you’ll be sitting with him and next thing you know, he's telling his friends, “They are literally the best person ever,” and his friends just like, “Okay, we get it, you’re in love.”

— Quality Time?

When he’s with you, every second matters. Doesn’t matter if you’re just hanging out, watching a movie, or even just sitting there. He makes everything feel intentional like this moment *right now* is the only one that matters. He’s not just there, he’s fully present, and that makes everything feel special.

— Gift Giving?

This man doesn't just grab anything random. Oh no, every gift is like a peek into his brain where he’s thought about what would make you smile. It’s always something meaningful that shows he’s paying attention to what you care about. It’s like he can see straight into your soul and get you exactly what you didn’t even know you wanted.

✑ Tailored to Him 

When it comes to receiving love, though? Crowe’s all about Words of Affirmation and Quality Time, with a little sprinkle of Physical Touch in there. And honestly, it makes sense because (okay, I’m guessing here), but he probably has some deep, emotional baggage—like, maybe trauma? I NEED more into his backstory because something made him this way. 

— Words of Affirmation?  

They’re everything to him. Sometimes he just needs you to remind him that he’s doing okay. Tell him he’s not a failure, that he’s enough, and watch him melt. Like, imagine gently cupping his face and whispering, “You’re amazing, Crowe.” Boom. He’s soft, he’s vulnerable, and he’s all yours.

— Quality Time?  

With his hectic schedule (hello, Student Council energy), any second you spend with him is like gold. And don’t even get me started on the fact that If you ask to hang out? Instant heart eyes. And the man STARES, okay? Like a full-on, unapologetic admiration station. Whether you’re looking back at him or not, he’s just soaking you in because, in his eyes, you’re an actual deity. 

Oh, and when you are together? Physical touch is always there—subtle but constant. Hand-holding, arm-brushing, waist-hugging, you name it. If he can be close to you, he’s doing it. He’s the definition of “can’t get enough.”

— And let me just say: physical affection. Crowe is touch-starved in the most endearing way—not like clingy, but in this quiet, unspoken plea of “please hold me; I need this, and I deserve it.” And when he kisses you? Wowww. No, like wow. It’s not just a kiss—it’s an experience, okay?  

It starts so softly like he’s testing the waters, his lips brushing against yours like you’re the most fragile, precious thing in the world. He’s careful, almost reverent as if he’s scared to rush and miss a single second of it. But then there’s this shift—like something deep inside him just snaps—and it becomes desperate. Not in a bad way, but like he’s trying to communicate all the emotions he can’t quite put into words. His lips move against yours with this urgency, like he’s afraid that if he lets go, the moment will slip through his fingers.  

And his hands? Oh, his hands tell their own story. They’re soft and deliberate, cupping your face like you’re his whole world, his thumbs gently brushing over your cheekbones. Sometimes his fingers hold your hair, pulling you just a little closer like he can’t get enough. Other times, his hands settle on your waist, grounding him, but there’s this light tremble—like even touching you sends a wave of overwhelming affection through him.  

And the thing is, you can feel it in his kiss—that he’s been waiting for this moment, craving it, but also savoring every second because it’s you. 

There’s this mix of sweetness and fire like he’s pouring every ounce of love, longing, and unspoken vulnerability into it. And when he pulls away? His eyes—oh my god—his deep blue eyes. They linger on you, his forehead resting against yours as he catches his breath, looking at you like you’re the only person in the universe. He doesn’t even need to say it—you know in that moment just how deeply, madly, and completely he’s fallen for you. 

✑ Flaws? Hardly. But…

Crowe’s not perfect, but that’s the thing—his flaws are part of his charm, you know? 

Like, he’s this guy who’ll go out of his way to keep the peace. He’s not about unnecessary drama and will dodge a tough conversation if he can. But here’s the thing—his love for you? It’s bigger than his fear of awkwardness or confrontation. He’ll choose to work through it for the sake of the relationship every time. 

Take how he probably freaked out about confessing to you. Terrified. 

I bet he couldn’t stop thinking about how much he didn’t want to ruin what you two already had. But when push comes to shove, he’d face that fear head-on because, for him, it’s worth it. And don’t even get me started on what happens if someone dares to hurt or disrespect you. 

Sweet, peace-loving Crowe? Gone. You’ll see this bold, fiery version of him who’ll stand up for you without hesitation.

The thing about Crowe is he’ll do everything to make you happy, but sometimes he forgets about himself in the process. He’s so busy putting everyone else first that he can burn out or feel underappreciated, especially if he doesn’t see the same effort coming back. So yeah, remind him now and then that you’ve got his back too. He’ll probably act all humble about it, but he needs it.

And let’s be real—he’s not used to being the one cared for. Crowe’s always been the caretaker, so letting you in? Yeah, he’ll need a little nudge. (Cue those moments where he low-key deflects when it gets too real—classic fanfic material)

His conflict-avoidance thing? That’s where it gets tricky. Like, he won’t let you walk away from an argument upset—no chance. He’ll bend over backward to smooth things over because he has to see you happy. But if the shoe’s on the other foot? Spoiler alert: he might not just come out and say what’s bothering him. Instead, he’ll hit you with questions, all casual-like, about stuff that might be bugging him. It’s almost sneaky, but it’s totally him trying to figure things out without making it a thing.

And oh, my God, the romance. Crowe HAS TO BE extra af. Grand gestures, public displays—he’s all in, and everyone around you is swooning or jealous. It’s cute, don’t get me wrong, but if you’re the shy type? Yeah, good luck with that.

✑ 𝑔𝑒𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈 + 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔

So, disclaimer upfront: none of this is canon, just my thoughts and headcanons. A lot of these ideas come from some scenes in the game (spoilers ahead) and his character profile, which I'll share at the end for context. 

Okay, so something about Crowe just screams "rich kid" to me. I know, it’s probably obvious to some people, but hear me out. In the game, he lives on the other side of town, right? And, spoilers, there’s that scene where he has a driver pick him up on the second day when you two get caught in the rain and at the end of the night, he has to go home.

Like, come on, rich people don’t just walk in the rain, they have drivers. Then let's talk about his clothes for a second. His shirts, especially that purple one, are super fancy. Like, where do you even buy a button-up shirt with that many buttons, and in that exact shade of purple? Not from a fast fashion store. I’m no expert on high-end clothes, but I’m pretty sure those are designer. 

Anyway, he’s definitely got a backstory in the whole “rich hierarchy” world, though I think he’s dropped down a peg or two. After all creator said so herself that Crowe story will be pretty rocky. 

There are two ways you can lose that high-ranking rich status: either you flunk out of a class or you do something big that gets you kicked out. 

And with Crowe? I feel like it’s the second option. He’s definitely got that chip on his shoulder like he’s got something to prove, you know? That intense drive to show everyone that he’s more than just whatever they think of him.

Example One! First-day scene.

So, if you choose the option (though, if I remember correctly, I think you’d become all overwhelmed), you end up having a little cry fest because you’re so worried about being too much for Crowe. 

You’re thinking you’re being overbearing, like maybe you’ve crossed a line, and it’s all too much. So, you’re crying up on the roof—classic, right? But after that, you dry those tears, pull yourself together, and go off to your next class. And, of course, Crowe finds you. And you know what? He’s already comforting you because he can see right through the tired, tear-streaked face and knows exactly what went down. 

But then, just when you think it’s a nice moment, someone from the student council shows up, searching for Crowe. They say he’s been looking for you all over the place, and they need him right now. And Crowe’s response? 

“I don’t fucking care…” Honestly, that moment threw me off guard, but also—like, low-key swoony? Like, you don’t see that kind of attitude every day, and it was kinda hot. 

Now, let’s talk about Crowe’s library scene—oh man. So, Crowe kinda tests you there. He asks if you’d still stick by “Marie Antoinette” (which I think he’s talking about mom in metaphor) even with all the nasty rumors flying around about her. He’s basically asking if you’d trust her, or if you’d believe all the gossip from both the rich and poor folks alike. And the way he reacts if you choose to stay loyal to her? 

Tears in his eyes. Earn points. It’s heartbreaking, honestly. You can tell he’s got so much riding on that trust like it really means the world to him.

But if you fall for the rumors and go with what everyone else says, Crowe’s visibly upset, and you lose points for it. It’s a tough call, right? Like, on one hand, the rumors could be true, but on the other, I feel like you should trust the person you know best. Trust is everything to him, and it’s hard not to see that.

Also, I’m pretty sure Crowe is an only child. I’m just feeling that vibe, you know? I headcanon that his mom (or both parents, but mostly his mom) are always off working or traveling for work, leaving him alone for long stretches of time. So, he probably spends a lot of time by himself. 

That means he does all the household chores and probably picks up a lot of cooking skills, but here’s the thing: I don’t think he actually eats what he makes that often. He’s probably so used to being alone that he just makes meals for himself but ends up bringing the food to campus for you instead. It’s like a weirdly thoughtful gesture, even if it’s a little lonely at its core. 

Okay, so I have to add to this because of the new Crowe update? 

Literally a chef's kiss. I just played it recently since I’ve been swamped with finals, so I’m a little behind, but omg. I’m so here for it. Like, I can't wait to see how the story unfolds and especially how Sol’s gonna react to everything. Dammit, creator, why make us wait for it? But honestly, I’ll wait. It’s gonna be worth it, I’m sure.

And, so before the update, Crowe was kinda just... there. Like, we all knew we had a crush on him, but there wasn’t really much to grab onto, you know? But this update? Oh my god, it’s like they gave him a whole new personality and I’m living for it. He’s such a dreamboat prince now, I just wanna smother him in kisses! Like, mwah, mwah, mwah—someone stops me before I turn into a full-on fangirl. Or Sol himself.

For real, I was laughing the whole time, twirling my hair like some cheesy romcom character. He’s got this whole new charm that’s completely irresistible, and I’m just here for all of it. His vibes are adorable, lowkey a lil freak. If you know, you know.

Like, how did they make him so adorable all of a sudden? He’s the good boy we never knew we needed; he’s out here winning hearts left and right. Seriously, how can you not love him now? I’m obsessed.

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you and me both sister

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I don’t think the demon slayer fandom realizes that tanjiro, genya, inosuke, zenitsu, and nezuko are minors. (+ kanao and muichiro but i don’t rlly see fics for her so she’s fine—they are all 16 and under btw..)

and no, you can’t age them up just for them to do the dirty, that’s not how that works.

hello!! I have a head cannon about you and xiao going to the mall together, both of you have similar tastes in clothes you both shop at hot topic, spencer’s and stores that have similar items, one day you and xiao are in the mall and you drag him into one of those photo booth things, my imagination stopped halfway through this so continue it how you please!!

Photo Booth

xiao x reader

summary—> after a long day of shopping you goof around in the photo booth with your boyfriend

warning(s)/genre—> pronouns not mentioned,fluff. Modern AU

A/N; sorry this took so long! this is a little short but I hope you enjoy. I also haven’t been in a photo booth sense i was like 5 or 6 😢 man i miss these things.

you and xiao were walking out of spencer’s, when you spot a photo booth across from the store in the corner. Hooking your arm around his you start to drag him over towards it.

“Look! xiao, a photo booth!” you smile wide, you haven’t seen one sense you were little; you couldn’t wait to try it out with your boyfriend.

You settle down in the booth, “oo, what kind of pictures should we take?” turning to your boyfriend, but before he would answer the numbers are counting down and your lips are pressed against his, with your hand on his chest and his hand on your cheek.

There’s a flash and a click, you pull away seeing the blush tinted across his face, “you always seem to catch me off guard..” he says, scooting you close to him, starting the count down. “xiao-“ your cut off with giggles and laughter as he tickles you with a small mischievous smile on his face. Once the flash and click goes by, h stops letting you breath. “ok, fair enough, that’s fair” you wheeze out and smile. “next one!” you grab one of the huge hats from the costume bin at the bottom and place it on his head, starting the camera and you pull at both his cheeks making him form a funny face. Flash and click

“Haha, you look funny in this one! i like it.” you giggle, he pouts at the ridiculous face you made him make. “one more?” he asks, and you nod. “what should we do for the last one?” you think, before your ripped from your thoughts as xiao lifts you on to his lap. “how about just a normal one?” he digs his face in to your neck and you smile, starting the count down you run your fingers threw his hair and smile.

Flash, Click.

The two of you climb out of the booth, jumping up in down waiting for the two copies of the pictures. They pop out of the machine and you yoink them, handing one to xiao as you admire the one you have. “aah! I love it! we look so cute, aren’t you glad I dragged you in to this?” you smirk. Xiao smiles at the pictures and nods “very glad” wrapping his hand in yours and kisses your cheek.

8:23 am 9/06/2021

Hey! Just saw that the unofficial discord server for Homicipher is gone from my server list. Was I specifically removed or was the server taken down?

it was deleted, but I plan on making another one! I’ll post the link on my profile when I do

Xiao’s Mark

Xiao x gn!reader

credits to @/ventiqus on tiktok, very cute idea!!

summary—> you and xiao are sitting on the roof of the Inn and you suddenly lean in and kiss the diamond mark on his forehead

warnings/genre—> fluff

After a long day of commissions you and xiao are sitting on the Wangshu Inn roof watching the sun set and the moon rise. You were talking about your day and how your commissions went, while xiao listened and took in all the information while looking at the night sky. You couldn’t take your eyes off him, as his hair ruffled in the wind, Looking at his gorgeous critine yellow eyes, the moonlight casting down upon his face..he was just so..beautiful, you thought.

You caught yourself staring at the mark on his forehead, a diamond shaped mark that was purple. You never questioned what it is and where it came from, you just caught glimpses of it when you could. This time you wanted to do more then look, you were curious, was it soft? rough? hard? what did it feel like, you wanted to touch the strange mark on his forehead more then ever.

Xiao noticed you staring at him for the past 5 minutes because you had stopped talking, finally he look over to you,

“Y/N? is there something wrong?” he asks

Your taken back by his sudden question, you blink a couple times and finally you reply to him “Ah- uhm, no, everything is fine.” you smile and reassure him with your words. His brows furrowed in confusion.

“Then why do you keep staring at me?” ah..he’s noticed you thought.

Your at a loss of words, what are you supposed to tell the adepti? that you were staring at him because you think he’s beautiful? gush about him, TO him? That’s to embarrassing! So you tried to make up an excuse, “Oh uh, haha..i’m not?” wow, that’s the best you got? he obviously didn’t fall for it, He grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer to him, face nearly inches apart from his. You can start to feel the red creep up on your cheeks, making them a bright Rosie red.

“Y/N, tell me what’s wrong.” He says, might come off as a bit rude, but you can hear the slight concern in his voice as he looked at you with his brows furrowed.

You sigh in defeat, looking up at him and giving him a loving smile as you look at his face, then the mark on his forehead. It’s like your body is moving on its own, you lean up to his forehead, cupping his cheeks as you kiss the diamond mark on his forehead and slowly pull back to meet his gaze. The poor adepti is in shock, His eyes are wide, he’s stiff, and honestly, he doesn’t know how to react, he’s at a loss of words as a red hue crosses his cheeks to the tip of his ears. After realizing what you just did, you pull away from him, also flustered at your own actions.

“sorry..I-i..uhm..” you murmur, not knowing how to read his reaction. Did he like it? did he not like it? you couldn’t tell by the face he was making. you try to spit out an explanation but xiao is already cupping your cheeks closing the distance between your faces as his lips touch yours. You two kissed until you broke the contact to breathe, the kiss was passionate and heated. Your eyes fluttered open to look at him. “Xiao..” you whisper his name, before you can say anything else he’s gone. You smile and decide to call it a night and head back to your room at the Inn. Your sure that you’ll be waking up to Xiao perched at your bedroom window with flowers on your bedside table.

played homicipher with the full dictionary ..loving that mr crawling said you looked pretty in a wedding dress

hi!! i was wondering if i could request a little scenario/fic with mr crawling and just… pampering him? cuddles? maybe set after the ending where you take him home :3 i can’t explain how but he gives me major cuteness aggression…

Pampering.

context: post blissful love ending. You take care of him <3

Homicipher. mr crawling x reader. | Anypov. Fluff.

He also gives me cuteness aggression, like sometimes I just wanna squeeze him until he pops. HES SO CUTE!!!!!!! even if I kind of slandered him in this post..

requests r open !! (read rules)

Few things you noticed about Mr. Crawling..he’s all bloody, dirty, and he SMELLS.

You couldn’t have him stinking up your house with his nasty odor, and you honestly smelt bad too since you haven’t showered..so, what’s better than a self care day? Take care and pamper your ..boyfriend? (I don’t think he understands labels..)

It was a little..complicated? first getting him out of his clothes. He was confused as to why you were taking off his clothes.. but I think after you running the bath and getting out of your own clothes he joins you.

He looovveesss the feeling of you washing his hair and massaging his scalp, literally in bliss. Your hands just feel so good! (pause-) Honestly even your hands scrubbing his body feels good—lathering him up with soap and giving him all the attention! Along with some head pats and kisses, of course. You even guide your hands and let him wash your hair and body, even if he’s a little clumsy.

After getting out of the bath and drying yourselves off, (he has to stay in his towel because you gotta wash his NASTY ASS clothes), you sit him in front of your vanity and start applying all sorts of face masks and stuff to his face, letting it sit while you brush (detangle..) his hair. Both him and his clothes are all clean! and he just smells and looks so much better. Although you really weren’t sure what to do about his eyes (or lack of therefore..), but he didn’t seem to want to wear a blind fold like Mr. Silvair..so you just let his hair cover it.

(now he’s allowed in your bed because he’s not STANK)

And for the best part of self care day, is spending the rest of the night cuddling in bed, your arms wrapped around him as he lays on your chest, your hands patting his head and kissing his face until you fall asleep, watching over you and admiring your sleeping features. His fingers will occasionally brush against your cheek or your collarbone, featherlight, not enough to wake you up. And he’ll even take your wrist and make your hand pat him on the head while you’re busy sleeping. He’s a little lonely while you sleep, but give him plenty of cuddles in the morning and he’ll be okay!!

9:23 pm. 11/03/2024. @i90o3