There Are 163 Ways To Say The Word Potato In Latvian And That’s The Most FuCKING EXTRA THING IVE EVER

you're so cute roger

It’s okay to say “no” to pineapple on pizza

I found this on the Australian subreddit today

3 Ways Pineapple on Pizza WILL change the living room.

More radical pineapple (and other fruit) 'education' programs in homes.

Radical programs like "Safe Pizza" already teach kids about various forms of pizza toppings, and encourage topping experimentation from an early age.

Once pineapple on pizza is legalised, programs like this will become widespread and even compulsory as has happened overseas. (No sources, but they don't call it "Hawaiian" for nothing.)

Kids will be taught that fruit on pizza is ok. Any fruit.

The Pizza Fairy is a book aimed at Australian kids aged four and up. It teaches children that no one can tell them what they can put on top of their pizzas.

Boys who like pineapple will be encouraged to identify with girls who also like pineapple. And even order pineapple on pizza together.

This agenda is already promoted by programs like the controversial, fruit-on-top "Safe Pizzas" program and will only become more widespread once the law is changed.

Loss of parents' rights (to choose toppings)

In other countries where pineapple on pizza has been legalised, parents have found themselves in court after trying to pull their kids out of radical fruit-on-food education classes.

In some states the fruit-on-top, so-called "Safe Pizzas" program is being kept secret so the public won't know where it is being taught.

Parents are already being cut out of the picture in Australia. Parental consent or even notification is not needed for radical fruit-on-top education programs like "Safe Pizzas", and South Australian schools are allowed to help a child pick and choose their own pizza toppings, even if the parents object.

IT'S OK TO VOTE NO

For more information on how changing the fruit-on-food law will have consequences for you and your kids, go to:

COALITIONFORPIZZA.COM.AU

Literally the only one that came up

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

People who self diagnose their ADHD are valid and deserve as much respect as those who are diagnosed professionally.

DC took Chris Pine so that Marvel couldn’t collect all the Chris’…it’s like when somebody blocks you from the last property in Monopoly so you don’t become too powerful.

*girl gets out* *girl gets tazed* *other girl thinks ‘what’s taking her so long to tell the guy off? i better get out and see what’s going on’*

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

You’re welcome.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

That’s pretty epic

My plane flew over another plane