If You See An Injured Bird On The Ground, Give It A Knife And Train It To Fight

Man (30) dies after living on diet of chocolate, wine, Coca-Cola and Pringles alone - Independent.ie

A MAN who lived on Pringles, chocolate, wine and Coca-Cola died after his internal organs wasted away as a result of his poor diet, an inquest heard.

True story, bro

DC took Chris Pine so that Marvel couldn’t collect all the Chris’…it’s like when somebody blocks you from the last property in Monopoly so you don’t become too powerful.

coco chanel was a nazi

i say this with no hyperbole whatsoever

she literally worked for the nazis and benefitted from jewish shareholders in chanel being sent off to concentration camps when their share came into her possession

parisian consumers actually refused to buy a lot from her own ranges after 1940 because she was an infamous collaborator but british and american consumers kept on buying them and continue to glorify her

that’s nice

People who self diagnose their ADHD are valid and deserve as much respect as those who are diagnosed professionally.

Hells yeah I just bought Damaged Like Us

Ok, sure, Shaggy pulling the old “heads I win, tails you lose” gag on Scooby is a little silly.

What I really wonder about, though…

…is how he’s gonna tell…

…which side is which…

…on this completely blank coin.

what I follow the "kitten" tag for: pictures of kittens

what I don't follow the "kitten" tag for: posts about your ddlg etc lifestyle

English: I’m pregnant.

French: Oh mon Dieu, congratulations!

German: I am schwanger too!

Finnish: I’m pregánte! And pregananant! And pregonate! And pregnart! And pragnet! *whispers darkly* I’m pregnant with all the babies.

English, French and German: Cool beans, Finnish.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILY MARTHA HALE!!!

 “I’m always going to be a sex addict, but I’m more than just sex.”

-Lily Hale, We Are Calloway (Season 1, Episode 01-Pilot)

kanye sleeping.