True Story, Bro

It rolls off your tongue and into your heart.

“To attract a man to a greater degree than to be drugged.”

I think I need a better translation than what Google Translate gave me...

People who self diagnose their ADHD are valid and deserve as much respect as those who are diagnosed professionally.

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My addiction is cured but I still have pictures of it

Remember some time back where I publicly declare my love hate relationship for the sims - for it being so entertaining but it’s taking my life away? 

Well, just like how I got addicted to it, I cured it. However, I still have pictures of me sending them to slavery in their undies on my phone - Slave land is what the BF calls my sim land. And I really don’t want to delete them. So they shall go here. I don’t forced them to slave all day, alright?

Look they are lining up to enter the pool. 

Being squared up like rubics cube in the pool while they take turn on that small little slide.

Yes, that’ a black rabbit.

They even have family meals at each other houses! Isn’t that adorable? Plus, it’s the most efficient way to get their ‘needs’ fulfilled. 

I mean no doubt, there are some crazy incidents such as my sim praying to the TV.

Or a wizard going swimming. 

But I assure you, it’s not all slavery - there’s lots of weirdness too. 

Presenting the vomit diaries: 

So the sim freeplay have this easter egg where if you shake your phone, your sim will vomit. Since I have a land of slave sims. I decided to try that out.

I was not disappointed.

While my poor slave sim mops the floor while it rains,

They dance. 

Now I can finally delete those screenshots out of my phone. God bless. 

P.s. Should I auto post my IG photos on my tumblr or should I just post tumblr stuff like these kind of posts because I’m posting twice a day on IG now and I’m afraid that is going to clutter my tumblr - like it have already not. 

*girl gets out* *girl gets tazed* *other girl thinks ‘what’s taking her so long to tell the guy off? i better get out and see what’s going on’*

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

I had a dream where Swaziland and Switzerland spontaniously decided to change names with each other.

It was a wild ride, I can tell you that.

Addicted / Calloway Sisters series

The first character I fell in love with: Lily Calloway The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Loren Hale The character everyone else loves that I don't: Charlie Cobalt The character I love that everyone else hates: Connor Cobalt! The character I used to love but don't any longer: Mmmm, that'd be no one The character I would totally smooch: Ryke Meadows OR Maximoff Hale (have you seen the DLU cover?) The character I'd want to be like: Daisy duh The character I'd slap: fking Wendy that bitch A pairing that I love: all of them A pairing I despise: lul no

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 I’ll tell you:

The first character I first fell in love with:  The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:  The character everyone else loves that I don’t:  The character I love that everyone else hates:  The character I used to love but don’t any longer: The character I would totally smooch:  The character I’d want to be like:  The character I’d slap:  A pairing that I love: A pairing that I despise: 

Marjan’s so pretty.

You’re welcome

Now I want a pet otter it’s not fair

i love him