I found this on the Australian subreddit today
3 Ways Pineapple on Pizza WILL change the living room.
More radical pineapple (and other fruit) 'education' programs in homes.
Radical programs like "Safe Pizza" already teach kids about various forms of pizza toppings, and encourage topping experimentation from an early age.
Once pineapple on pizza is legalised, programs like this will become widespread and even compulsory as has happened overseas. (No sources, but they don't call it "Hawaiian" for nothing.)
Kids will be taught that fruit on pizza is ok. Any fruit.
The Pizza Fairy is a book aimed at Australian kids aged four and up. It teaches children that no one can tell them what they can put on top of their pizzas.
Boys who like pineapple will be encouraged to identify with girls who also like pineapple. And even order pineapple on pizza together.
This agenda is already promoted by programs like the controversial, fruit-on-top "Safe Pizzas" program and will only become more widespread once the law is changed.
Loss of parents' rights (to choose toppings)
In other countries where pineapple on pizza has been legalised, parents have found themselves in court after trying to pull their kids out of radical fruit-on-food education classes.
In some states the fruit-on-top, so-called "Safe Pizzas" program is being kept secret so the public won't know where it is being taught.
Parents are already being cut out of the picture in Australia. Parental consent or even notification is not needed for radical fruit-on-top education programs like "Safe Pizzas", and South Australian schools are allowed to help a child pick and choose their own pizza toppings, even if the parents object.
IT'S OK TO VOTE NO
For more information on how changing the fruit-on-food law will have consequences for you and your kids, go to:
COALITIONFORPIZZA.COM.AU
It rolls off your tongue and into your heart.
Kids. Teenagers. As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.
You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.
And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.
You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends. You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.
Go. Document the shit out of your ridiculous life. Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in. Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all. Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Just don’t hurt people. That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.
I had a dream where Swaziland and Switzerland spontaniously decided to change names with each other.
It was a wild ride, I can tell you that.
My back hurts but... then again I’m sitting in a way that curves my spine exactly where it’s curved scoliosis-y.
Aries: Japanese
Taurus: German
Gemini: Mandarin
Cancer: Cantonese
Leo: Afrikaans
Virgo: French
Libra: Norwegian
Scorpio: Spanish
Sagittarius: Gaelic
Capricorn: Swahili
Aquarius: Arabic
Pisces: Russian
what I follow the "kitten" tag for: pictures of kittens
what I don't follow the "kitten" tag for: posts about your ddlg etc lifestyle
I found this comment on a My Pro-Ana forum and it was so haunting I decided to make a graphic out of it.
English: I’m pregnant.
French: Oh mon Dieu, congratulations!
German: I am schwanger too!
Finnish: I’m pregánte! And pregananant! And pregonate! And pregnart! And pragnet! *whispers darkly* I’m pregnant with all the babies.
English, French and German: Cool beans, Finnish.
me: *constantly complains that there are no native speakers to talk to where I live*
native speaker: hey what's up
me, sweating nervously: sorry I have to go to my *looks at smudged vocabulary notes* yoghurt class
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILY MARTHA HALE!!!
“I’m always going to be a sex addict, but I’m more than just sex.”
-Lily Hale, We Are Calloway (Season 1, Episode 01-Pilot)