Mac And Dennis' Apartment

newsflash asshole!

...he’ll decompose and everything will be fine.

This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up

Dennis in Times up- "Well guess what pal, you are ugly and it doesn't matter how much you work out, its never going to change that fact."

Dennis in the its always sunny book published 3 years prior- "Mac for instance is also a 3 in ugly, so even if this exercise we're going to try fails, you'll have some company at your ugly parties. For the record, on the ugly scale charlie is a five, frank is a six, and Dee is a nine."

Dennis considers Mac to be the most attractive of the gang (not counting himself obviously). And I feel like this just further proves what an unreliable narrator he is. In Breaks up he tells mac he has nice biceps and beautiful lips (this is cannon in my heart even though the scene was deleted it still happened). He'd rather cut his limbs off than admit to something like that now.

Dennis has a boner for Macs ripped new body and it makes him so mad how hard he is for him and also so angry and jealous that he's not as ripped as Mac is.

Hey guys, can we maybe stop body shaming glob? Like, even if you think that its fine because one or both of them do things that annoy you like crypto scams and being really rich, other guys see that and its really not cool. maybe we can keep our criticisms about their actions and not their balding, their facial hair, or their bodies??

another painting, again captured with my phone camera, buff Mac is just sooo

Ur wish is my command

99.9 percent of people give up on their OTP before it goes canon

saluting the macdennis apartment like it’s a purple heart honoree

Ok. Idea for Macdennis cannon- possibly the season 17 finale. mirror of macs dream in ptsdee. something where at the end mac grabs dennis's face to kiss him, but at the last second, cut to dennis in bed, his eyes flying open. End of episode.

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