Ur Wish Is My Command

Why has nobody written a body swap Macdennis fic? If its out there please send it to me. Please..

Real footage of me reading through the tags and comments on my timeline post that I made over a year ago

Made a compilation of (most of) Dennis' gay mannerisms bc I had to get it out of my system

Where the trans satire misses the mark in IASIP

Gonna talk about this because it does kinda bug me, and I am a trans man. I wanna start by saying I don't think that trans people shouldn't be joked about, but like any good satire the joke shouldn't be on us. I also do think there is great LGBT rep in sunny and they get it right a lot but also in this case I think they got it wrong.

What has always irked me is that the joke with Carmen was Mac wants to be with her because she has a penis and Mac is gay. I know that when they introduced Carmen Mac wasn't written as being gay, but later he is and he does come out and yes it makes sense that he was sleeping with women because of comphet but now it just seems even more like Carmen was the only woman he really liked because she has a penis.

I know its a little late now but I wish they would've found a way to clear this up.

(not to mention the zoom on the penis in the pants, the whole joke being transwoman have penis funny)

Really what should have happened is Mac finds a trans man that he is super into, but he refuses to acknowledge him as being a man, even though hes a total beefcake. Mac could still refuse to admit he's gay and everyone could point out how completely delusional he is because, well, that's obviously a man.

I don't know, maybe Im just not getting it.

This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up

Dennis in Times up- "Well guess what pal, you are ugly and it doesn't matter how much you work out, its never going to change that fact."

Dennis in the its always sunny book published 3 years prior- "Mac for instance is also a 3 in ugly, so even if this exercise we're going to try fails, you'll have some company at your ugly parties. For the record, on the ugly scale charlie is a five, frank is a six, and Dee is a nine."

Dennis considers Mac to be the most attractive of the gang (not counting himself obviously). And I feel like this just further proves what an unreliable narrator he is. In Breaks up he tells mac he has nice biceps and beautiful lips (this is cannon in my heart even though the scene was deleted it still happened). He'd rather cut his limbs off than admit to something like that now.

Dennis has a boner for Macs ripped new body and it makes him so mad how hard he is for him and also so angry and jealous that he's not as ripped as Mac is.

mac ties mistletoe to his belt every year send post

another painting, again captured with my phone camera, buff Mac is just sooo

Mac and Dennis' apartment