This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up
This is now an Oldmannis ship blog. Sorry Macden truthers, Im switching over.
dennis often puts his arm around mac and we as a fanbase interpret that as them being comfortable and cute with eachother like a couple but it’s absolutely fucking sending me that they had a movie night and somehow dennis and Old Man ended up like this. what was the logic in such an arrangement. does he just do this with whoever is closest to him. CRYING
I love how Dennis' room is soundproof in 13x2 (the gang escapes), but by 14x1 (the gang gets romantic), Dennis and Mac can hear the couple arguing in Dennis' room meaning it's no longer soundproof.
He's an ally
Quick watercolor painting I did.. the colors are kinda washed out cause I just took a picture of it with my phone lmao. enjoy.
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So I've officially run through all the macdennis fics available (if I'm being honest there ARE definitely some that I did not finish for various reasons such as high school AUs that felt a little weird to read in my mid twenties). It took 8 months. Probably will do as suggested and just start rereading. Something very comforting about reading the same plot run through over and over and over lol.
I do not claim to have amazing or superior taste, but these ones all stood out to me as being exceptionally unique, interesting, or well characterized out of the thousands of stories on A03.
Also if you want recs/want to give me recs my inbox is super open :) I crave to talk to the people
42,679 words- complete
Dennis lives groundhog day/is stuck in a time loop repeating the same day over and over.
73,131 words- Finished and has a part 2
Starts end of season 12/ Dennis' double life. Dennis turns into a vampire basically and its really good.
42,309 words- TRAGICALLY ABANDONED
2017 Mac and Dennis are sent through a time portal to 2005 where they meet their younger selves. Mac and young Dennis are separated from Dennis and young Mac. Something happens and Mac/ old Dennis are sent back to the future while Mac/young Dennis are stuck in the past. So good until abruptly ending with no resolution sadly.
27,325 words- COMPLETE!
Macs dad dies. Him and Dennis go on a road trip to Mexico to spread his ashes.
33,224 words- Complete!
Dennis gets a heart rate monitor watch and the gang tries to help him lower his blood pressure. Post season 16.
51,228 words- IN PROGRESS
This one is being actively updated but I love it so I included it. Dennis agrees to date Mac for one day to get it out of his system so he can finally move on.
edit- This one is complete now!
12,609 words- Finished!
Heaters broken and they are forced to share a sleeping bag. Similar to only one bed trope but better!!!
63,955 words- NOT COMPLETE, supposedly not abandoned but also has not been updated in over a year.
Mac has amnesia back to when he was in the closet and Dennis pretends to be his husband when he wakes up.
edit- recently updated!
IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA S03E06 | S13E01
God I hope they're still sleeping together... if fact I hope they've just bought a large queen bed to keep in the living room since the inflatable one was hurting dennis's vitruvian back, not acknowledging whatsoever that they could just sleep in Dennis's room which is UNTHINKABLE and he would NEVER do that
absolutely my main blogyes I like the entire show not just the ship, but thats all u r gonna find here
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