Getting Into The Shower: Evil Evil Evil

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

More Posts from Howdoyouget and Others

1 month ago
Losing My Mind At This

Losing my mind at this

10 months ago

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

9 months ago
I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.
I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

1 year ago
Wfa + Textposts For Funsies
Wfa + Textposts For Funsies
Wfa + Textposts For Funsies
Wfa + Textposts For Funsies

wfa + textposts for funsies

3 months ago

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

1 year ago

me: i accept and open myself up to the fact that in order to improve my life i will have to do things that are scary

me when the things are scary:

Me: I Accept And Open Myself Up To The Fact That In Order To Improve My Life I Will Have To Do Things
6 months ago

constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

3 months ago
All images are from Wayne Family Adventures webcomic with tumblr/twitter posts positioned near characters or covering their speech bubble so they're "saying" the posts. 
Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, and Damian Wayne look on as Cassandra Cain confidently pours seasonings into a terrible-looking pie crust with the effects "splorsh, splorsh". Over her is a post by @so-you-read-the-usernames reading:
"Female characters who are the sole voice reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them"
Stephanie Brown talking to Duke Thomas from the passenger seat of the Batmobile, Duke is in the driver's seat looking unsure. Post by @incorrectbatfam over Steph's speech bubble reads:
"The first rule of driving the Batmobile is to have fun and be yourself"
Damian Wayne, one hand in a fist and the other over his heart, dramatically "saying" a tweet reading:
"i desire a trip to the aquarium, at the end of which i am permitted to pick one toy for my good behavior"
Barbara Gordon sits in her wheelchair in front of Oracle's computers with her face in her hands. Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain are cheering. Barbara's speech bubble is covered by a post by @tunisian reading:
"due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane"
Duke Thomas as Signal looking concerned with a large "BOOM!" sound effect overlayed. Tweet reads:
"One reason why you very rarely see my complaining that the actions of a fictional character "don't make sense" is because every single day I look back on my own choices in life and realize I'm just not qualified to judge that"
Tim Drake as Red Robin talking. Text post by @valtsv reads:
"girls want me for my encyclopedic knowledge of the stages of decomposition after death
boys also want me for this. it's a real bisexual crowd pleaser."
Stephanie Brown shrugging and holding a Green Arrow cup, talking to Bruce who has his hand over his face. Over her is a tweet reading:
"it's cool how you've never learned even a single healthy coping skill"
Jason Todd smiling and talking to Batman, who is expressionless. Jason is "saying" a tweet reading:
"I wouldn't die in a glue trap. I would escape. I'd say something like "no... it can't end here...!" and pull myself out while yelling and thinking about women"
Damian Wayne in civilian clothes is furiously decapitating a practice dummy with a sword. A post by @tlirsgender reads:
"Remember being like eleven years old and just filled with primordial rage. I think I could have killed a man with my bare hands when I was eleven. What was up with that"
Dick Grayson smiling and gesturing to himself while holding a sandwich. Overhead a tweet reads:
"i'm a 10 if you ignore the glaringly obvious lifelong mental issues"
Jason Todd wearing a t shirt and leather jacket at a gala, yelling at other partygoers off panel. Bruce in a tuxedo is grumpily dragging him away by the shoulder. In Jason's speech bubble is a post by @normal-horoscopes reading:
"DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION"

wayne family adventures + text posts: batkid edition

(batman edition)

tim drake 🤝 stages of decay as a bisexual crowd pleaser 🤝 bruce wayne

2 years ago
Nothing Weve Posted Are Even Firecrackers Compared To This Fucking Atomic Bomb Of A Post

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

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