Constantly Switching Between “this Is MY Tumblr And I Post Whatever I Want” And “oghg  God . Oh

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

Love how in the Contagion arc Bruce says, "Hey, Tim, I need you to go to another country for a while," and Tim says, "Um, but my dad?" and Bruce says, "Just lie to him plz c'mon," and then the comic just hard cuts to Tim in a plane telling Alfred he doesn't like lying to his dad. A comic's way of saying, "We KNOW Tim has a dad and we are ANNOYED by it, do NOT ask questions."

this is canonically how tim added the pants to the robin costume

Dick, on the phone with Roy: I just think that Bruce actually hates me and doesn’t stand to be around me ever

Bruce, standing behind him wearing nightwing socks, nightwing cap, nightwing pants, “father to worlds best son” t-shirt, trying to hide a huge reprint of a picture of him and Dick he brought for Dicks new apartment behind his back:

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

The way Jason’s plans would’ve gone way more smoothly had the lazerus pit actually made him a sociopath. Unfortunately for him he does not have the freedom of being unfeeling and he trips over his heart and loses the idgaf war

good afternoon to everyone, especially the sudden influx of pornbots following me

i love scheming but nicely. been working on surprising one of my friends bc nursing school is hard and she has no idea. i've been communicating with her bf to make the swap and she has no idea hehehe >:)