Nothing Weve Posted Are Even Firecrackers Compared To This Fucking Atomic Bomb Of A Post

ayo who’s going to the tumblr sponsored crab rave

hello internet gang i have a bit of a confession.

i have created.

pls enjoy.

in all seriousness, i'm currently working on the newest update to this fic that i've been working on for YEARS at this point (in between finals and grad school apps and regular college shit). i never forgot about it, but its definitely fallen a bit off of my priority list and i'm trying to get it back up there, so i could use some new eyes on it for motivational purposes xoxo.

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

Lucy, in a coffee shop: Hi! Can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

The Skull: Jesus Christ. Just do cocaine.

*EXCEEDINGLY FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE*

I'm currently reading the fma manga for the first time (FINALLY) and here's some of my favourite tiny Eds so far <33

taking jason todd rights away from dc and putting them up on the shelf. you know what, bruce wayne rights too. you can have them back when you learn how to treat them kindly.

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Celtic Miku!!

If I was one of the omegaverse omegas I would just get a hysterectomy. Who has time to deal with all that shit just spay my ass