Who Tf Was Gonna Tell Me That Bellatrix Was The Oldest, My Entire Life Is A Lie. I Thought Andie Was

Me with any variation of jegulus

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings

James and Regulus have a little boy. His name is Leo Soleil Potter. He's got grey eyes that look like stone but chocolate curls that cover them sometimes. He's tan but has the roseyist cheeks. He's got freckles across his nose and a dimple on the left side that only comes out when he really smiles. He's got James laugh but Regulus smile so he always looks like he's up to something or has a secret he's not letting on. He's got a birthmark on his right shoulder that peakes out of his shirt collar if you're really looking. He's a gentleman, opens the door for little girls and calls adults ma'am/sr. He's left handed but ambidextrous in sports. He likes cats over dogs (don't tell padfoot) but his favorite animal is really a turtle.

Im sorry but I can't get Jegulus showering together out of my head, like strictly nonsexually just the two of them together in the shower sharing the spray of the water and shampooing each others hair. I'm gonna end up writing this at some point and I hope all of you enjoy my terrible writing when that day comes.

"I'll be there for him with open arms, open legs, and an open mouth" but it's Regulus Black talking about James Potter

Listen I love whore regulus as much as the next guy but something about demisexual Regulus only being able to have a sexual relationship after forming a emotional bond with someone makes me FEEL something.

If you mix in a little bit of him wanting to experience a sexual relationship but never being able to picture it without making himself uncomfortable. Him struggling to understand why he can get turned on but never feel like moving forward with someone. Him thinking for a long time he's asexual bc he just can't but at the same time wants to so it doesn't make sense. Snogging is fun and enjoyable but "please don't touch me like that and no I don't want to go somewhere quiet".

the universe is so jegulus coded

The common room was empty only occupied by the marauders, and a couple random Gryffindors who were working on homework on a Friday night in hopes of going to Hogsmad in the morning. It was peaceful with Remus reading and Sirius leaning against his shoulder flipping the pages when he'd finish. Peter laying against the couch James was also occupying until he got up to thoroughly reenact a story.

The portrait opened up the common room breaking whatever peaceful moment that was unraveling. A boy with curly hair and gray eyes stepping through.

James eyes zoned in on him completely forgetting whatever story he was in the middle of "Hi love" his lips tugging on the corners threatening to already pull into the doppy smile he constantly carries around Regulus.

"Hmm" is all the younger boy says as he steps into his boyfriend's space. James arms automatically wrapping around his middle while his go up to hold the Gryffindors face in place and bring they're foreheads together. Recharging. It goes without saying.

"Thank you for loving me" He whispers into the small space eyes still closed and foreheads still pressed together. James doesn't respond just pulls him in closer by the waist and leans in even more kissing Regulus and humming into it. A silent continue.

When the kiss breaks apart Regulus takes soft breath before continuing. "When we were younger Sirius used to say that he wouldn't make it to 18, that our parents would kill him before then. I'd tell him to stop being a dramatic cunt because I knew if anyone was gonna get out it'd be him." It's not just James listening now Regulus has caught that attention of every marauder in the common room but he doesn't even notice because James is rubbing soft circles under his shirt easing him to continue.

"and he got out. Not unscathed but alive. When I was younger I didn't think I'd make it to 18" He takes a deep breath before continuing his sentence. "I didn't think I'd make it to 18 because I was sure I'd kill myself before then if my parents hadn't done yet." Everyone takes a sharp inhale at that. Everyone except for James who slowly breaths in through his nose and pulls Regulus impossibly closer.

"You saved Sirius he turned 18 this December. I've got two years left before my 18th birthday but that's closer than I ever thought I'd make it. Thank you for loving me because I don't think I'd be here if you didn't. You saved me." He says with a shaky breath.

"Oh baby, I didn't save you. You saved yourself." He breaks they're faces apart to kiss his forehead before pulling him to a hug Regulus goes willingly. "You have so many people in your life that helped you. Don't give me all the credit."

Regulus shakes his head before he continues talking. "They're people that I'd die for. But I want to live for you. And it's so hard and it's exhausting because my entire life I was ready to go so willingly. But now all I want to do is stand here with you because the thought of being somewhere without you is so much worse. So thank you for loving me."

"Hmm thank you for loving me too" "It's too hard not to" is the reply James gets in return which makes them both chuckle even with watery eyes. "It's easier than breathing"

I'm talking no hesitation. When someone asks I know he wouldn't answer to keep the peace but deep down inside who do you think crosses his mind first?

James would wear one of the girls shirts. The tatered ones that you only wear to sleep, that they cropped and cut off the collar to. And he would flex in it 100%

There's two types of Evan Rosier in my head and that's the asexual one with the hyper sexual boyfriend, and then the hyper sexual one with the hyper sexual boyfriend.