No One Is Straight And No One Is Monogamous.

I am crying and going to politely ignore that this is true.

Batfamily nicknames (Because I will remain willingly ignorant):

Bruce Wayne: "B" (or occasionally "Dad" sometimes "Bruce") الخفافيش (by Damian and yes it is the exact name of "bat" I am multi-bilingual) Detective ( f u Ra )

Alfred Pennyworth (the immortal man): "Alfe"

Richard "Dick" Grayson: ("Dick" is more like his name soo) Big bird "Wing" "Dickie"

Cassandra "Cass" Wayne (not Cain): (like Dick but with Cass) "BB" "Mini-Bat" works to I guess

Jason Todd-Wayne: Jay, Jaylad, Jaybird, Blue Jay, Baby bird Dead man walking

Tim Drake-Wayne: Timmy ,Timabella, Timderly, Tim-tam (Yes I am aware that the 2 & 3 are supposed to be insults but I like them and I feel like a first they would be but then they would start not to be)

Damian Wayne: Dami, Baby bat, Demon brat (same idea as Tim with his nicknames) al-witwat (that bat flaping sounds((love that idea)) )

Steph Brown: Steph (Ov) "S" (by Cass when she Signs) Bruce's future child

Barbra Gordan: "Babs", "O" "Babe" (as a joke from Dick and only he says it)

Jim Gordan: Detective "hn" ( guess how says this) Jim-Jim ( no idea who would call him this but oh well)

Fun fact: Canonically, nobody in the batfam has been called 'baby bird' or 'baby bat'. Apart from Duke. They have always been Duke's nicknames.

To: My brother

From: @hauntedpeanuttalele on Tumblr

Here is a fic: (I do not have a AO3 Account but I hear it is good but PLEASE read the tags)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55115956/chapters/139750738

A video like the fic:

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I just thought of a au where all the Batkids are kind of like mob bosses but more in a “Red hood/kill the bad people in the city but leave the not so horrible ones to reform” way. But Bruce is good dad Bruce that love his kids and is a normal civilian that still has training form ether Alfred or still when on the travel the world training thing. But did not become Batman and is like the Batfamily webtoon Bruce. In which he is sweet and calls his kids nicknames just being a good dad/person.

Wether Bruce knows what his kids are doing is up to anyone to interpret but I think it is funny either way because the Batkids are in the living room talking about some plan then Bruce comes in and is like: Hello Jason, Dick, Damian, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke (did I forget any base kids?) while giving them a kiss on their head. Goes and gets something and while he is leaving he hears “Thank goodness we switch to a different topic before he can in” and Bruce just smiles because he knows but does not want to put them out there.

(Babs is in the “secret” Batcave)

I saw a fic or post on Tumblr that had a talk between I think Alfred and Dick (or Jason?). Where he explained that "Master" is used for kids and then Dick relised every time Alfred calls Bruce "Master Bruce" he is saying that Bruce is a kid or "Kid Bruce" and it will never not be funny to me.

It funny do not make this a debate for ANYTHING

So you know how there are some fic where Percy classmates read the Percy Jackson books? Ya, I would absolutely love if there was one where the whole world finds out, and you can have Percy being the leader with Annabeth, people in power questioning what the hell’s going on and them being concerned, not about the child soldier thing, but more about how Percy and Annabeth interact as they are the leaders of this really high powered “race” or “new/different” humans (Demigods). Also most of the wars were because of Demigods. And them somehow having to on live TV or something international TV maybe read the Percy Jackson books aloud.

Also, the bombshell of multiple pantheons people questioning history. All of this would be amazing. I feel like people would be questioning some things that happened and also figuring out that Heracles is still alive and how horrible he is that would be fun.

PS: Hercules is Roman and Heracles is actually Greek name for Hercules. I found out some people don’t know this but you realize his name is because Zeus wanted to name him a name that would please Hera and his name is said as HERA-cles (HERA-q-leas)

Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne

On Ao3 NO ACCOUNT NEEDED

Lovers & Gifts

TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)

Summary:

"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "We’d love for you to be our butler and our partner."

About Bruce's communication problem

As a non-diagnosed Autistic person with friends that are diagnosed I feel I have some ground to say that Bruce is autistic and has a hard time communicating like me on some days. So when he talks about emotions they are private moments between him and his kid that he is talking to. Maybe it is not his kids is his co-worker (friend) from the JLA, Jim Gorden (friend), Babs (pseudo daughter),Lucios Fox (friend), Alfred (the man he thinks of as a father).

Please remember that no one person is the same and this is only partly my opinion and that you can agree or disagree with me but there is no reason to comment hate.