I Am Crying And Going To Politely Ignore That This Is True.

More mermaid stuff

really random but this was purely inspired because I couldn’t get the Beautiful Boy song out of my head.

What if ?

Do you think Jason if given the chance to go back in time before his death he would try to adopt Tim. Like his past self is out the Manor then he goes back in time (in his past body). While Bruce is panicking because "Oh no his (small baby) son is gone." Jason is like "Hey you know what is a good idea? To go and essentially kidnap (is it kidnapping if he is your brother?) my (future) baby brother!!"

Know Bruce is standing there trying to understand why his son ran away to kidnap their neighbor's kid and insisting he should adopt him?

And how is he going to explain to Dick that Jason adopted ( for him) another kid???

Jason is for sure going to get the rest of his siblings but one at a time.

(Know how is Jason going to convince Bruce to take him to the middle east without being suspicious and where could Cass be?)

So you know how there are some fic where Percy classmates read the Percy Jackson books? Ya, I would absolutely love if there was one where the whole world finds out, and you can have Percy being the leader with Annabeth, people in power questioning what the hell’s going on and them being concerned, not about the child soldier thing, but more about how Percy and Annabeth interact as they are the leaders of this really high powered “race” or “new/different” humans (Demigods). Also most of the wars were because of Demigods. And them somehow having to on live TV or something international TV maybe read the Percy Jackson books aloud.

Also, the bombshell of multiple pantheons people questioning history. All of this would be amazing. I feel like people would be questioning some things that happened and also figuring out that Heracles is still alive and how horrible he is that would be fun.

PS: Hercules is Roman and Heracles is actually Greek name for Hercules. I found out some people don’t know this but you realize his name is because Zeus wanted to name him a name that would please Hera and his name is said as HERA-cles (HERA-q-leas)

Jason and baby Damian from @lulurhythm Across the Sands !!

Fight Fight FIGHT!!!!!!!

Hc

My headcanon is that Damian and Tim fight but when someone messes with the other they will threaten/maim/stab the person.

Tim will be at a gala then someone will say a racist "joke' to Damian or being to close and Tim is in the corner getting ALL the dirt on them and sending it to the person lover.

Oh you cheated on you wife? I would be ashayem if she found out.

You are in the drug trade,sell to kids, mistreat the women and are a pedo? Well looks like the GCPD got an anonomase tip and the news somehow got a hold of ALL the things you did. So did the Red Hood funny enough.

And you are publicly BANNED from ALL Wayne Gala's and Brucie Wayne has an interview on why with the biggest newspaper company.

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Getting a little to comfy with Timothy Drake-Wayne even if you are more than two times his age well expect a "surprise visit" to the ER.

You backhandedly make a comment about how old he is? Well lets just say you will be a bit to scared to say a word.

Refused to leave Tim alone even after he tries to walk away from you multiple times. Well looks like some "evidence" resurfaced that you could have done some serious crimes in the past.

Tiktok

Tim needs to have rights to bite people/j #dccomics #redrobindc #timdrake #timdrakewayne #timwayne #damianalghul #damianwayne

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

Fanfic week part 1/?

This week: Jason fanfic's

LOOK AT TAGS CAREFULLY BEFORE READING

I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler

Hallucinating "Dead" Jason

Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)

Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal

Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill

Recertification by: queenjean

Baby Jason

Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka

Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)

Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat 😭)

Red Hoods Idiot Co-workers/Employes

No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12

It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)

(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)

For All the Muslims out there

HAPPY RAMADAN