To: My brother
From: @hauntedpeanuttalele on Tumblr
I love when Bruce calls his kids sweetheart. Because Bruce in all his English influenced life would go to his sad kid and say, “ How are you doing sweetheart?” Then the bat kid would most likely not want to talk so he would say something like, “Ok, sweetheart how about we go get you a choccy?”
Because Bruce is not good at talking about feeling or thoughts but he will try for his kids and he is a good father dang it. Plus Alfred has raised that man like an old English baby and you can tell.
The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)
DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own
Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.
Danny sees Dani as a daughter
Ghost King Danny
Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League
Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW
Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing
Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them
Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble
You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept
Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent
Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child
Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"
Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands
Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family
Damian newly coming to the Manor and not understanding the "rules" and "punishments" in the Manor.
Damian: Grandfather said I'm not to cry
Bruce:That is because Ra's Al Ghul is incapable of human emotion
Bruce: Your Ten
Bruce: You can cry if you feel like it
The original sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticfalls_ae/video/7354226640009858305?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7475933631807112735
I have never watched Vampire Diaries
Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:
girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )
In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys
Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically
Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual
Leo and Calypso are Bffs
Piper ship Leo and Jason
Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)
Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time
Jason had a crush on Percy
Piper had a crush on Annabeth
Superbat
Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does
Cat x Bat
Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping
Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives
Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian
Bruce is a suck up for his kids
Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )
Damian has He/they pronouns
Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day
Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)
Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight
All Video's belong to @blueplanettrash on Tumblr and Youtube
Warnings:
Death
Flashing lights
Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered June 29th; their son Bruce, 8 years old at the time was never seen again. This was only the beginning of the strange disappearances of orphaned children in Gotham city.
Come Little Children Version B: (this one is darker)
Bonus Fun video:
Hood’s voice was levelled, intentionally monotonous, as if attempting to convince himself he didn’t care. With indifferent finality, he stated, “The books were confiscated.” The goons gasped. OR Bruce and Jason disagree, someone (Jason) gets their literature taken away from them. Queue a melodramatic monologue, a city-wide revolt, and a very concerned older sibling.
Katniss Everdeen. spoilers if you haven’t read all the Hunger Games books, sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:D
You have be Acknowledge
This was a thing from youtube on D&D with this and a all seeing demon(?)
Jason: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life have you seen? Tim, reviewing his most recent pictures: Are you asking because last week you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Jason: oh..so you saw that... Tim, trying to be nice: ....no
I am crying and going to politely ignore that this is true.
Batfamily nicknames (Because I will remain willingly ignorant):
Bruce Wayne: "B" (or occasionally "Dad" sometimes "Bruce") الخفافيش (by Damian and yes it is the exact name of "bat" I am multi-bilingual) Detective ( f u Ra )
Alfred Pennyworth (the immortal man): "Alfe"
Richard "Dick" Grayson: ("Dick" is more like his name soo) Big bird "Wing" "Dickie"
Cassandra "Cass" Wayne (not Cain): (like Dick but with Cass) "BB" "Mini-Bat" works to I guess
Jason Todd-Wayne: Jay, Jaylad, Jaybird, Blue Jay, Baby bird Dead man walking
Tim Drake-Wayne: Timmy ,Timabella, Timderly, Tim-tam (Yes I am aware that the 2 & 3 are supposed to be insults but I like them and I feel like a first they would be but then they would start not to be)
Damian Wayne: Dami, Baby bat, Demon brat (same idea as Tim with his nicknames) al-witwat (that bat flaping sounds((love that idea)) )
Steph Brown: Steph (Ov) "S" (by Cass when she Signs) Bruce's future child
Barbra Gordan: "Babs", "O" "Babe" (as a joke from Dick and only he says it)
Jim Gordan: Detective "hn" ( guess how says this) Jim-Jim ( no idea who would call him this but oh well)
Fun fact: Canonically, nobody in the batfam has been called 'baby bird' or 'baby bat'. Apart from Duke. They have always been Duke's nicknames.