When Ever A Girl Is Annoying My Brother And Asking To Fight Then Backtrack And Says "You Would Not Hit
When ever a girl is annoying my brother and asking to fight then backtrack and says "You would not hit a girl" even after SAYING she wants to fight his response? "My hands a Bisexual" and I think Batman would not say that but his kids? Yes Yes they would
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Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin
Batfamily Headcanons/ideas
The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)
DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own
Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.
Danny Phantom
Danny sees Dani as a daughter
Ghost King Danny
Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League
Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW
Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing
Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them
Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble
You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept
Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent
Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child
Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"
Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands
Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family
Jason and baby Damian from @lulurhythm Across the Sands !!
Friendly reminder that I was so rudely reminded of: In the comics (some versions) the Joker is related to Bruce. That put a whole new definition of family problems. *Cough *Cough. Jason, Joker Junior, literally any of the Vigilantes.
Have a good day!!
Emergency Gotham News
The Wayne charity gala in honor of Jason Todd's return after being in witness protection was attacked by the Joker and the youngest Wayne,Damian Wayne, is being held at gun point.
The news lady puts a hand over her ear
We just got confirmation that one of our Videographer where able to patch us through.
(A video pops up zooming in it shows the fallowing):
The Joker,on the left, with the gun pointed at Damian and on the right you can clearly see Bruce Wayne. With each of the other official and non-official Wayne kids being held by two henchmen each.
Joker:--Oh look where is your knight in shining armor now?
Bruce *yelling*: What do you want? (As the Joker puts the gun closer to Damian's head)
Joker: I herd from a little birdy that you and my batsy where together. Now I can't have that now can I? So I decided that for every five minutes it takes for Batsy to show I will kill one of your kides and the Grand Finale? Yo-
He was cut of by a sharp punch to the face by non other then Bruce Wayne,Gotham's Prince.
Bruce Wayne: Not my kids you, Bitch
It was silent for a second before all hell went lose
All the Wayne kids suddenly started to attack the henchman that where holding them, while Bruce looked Damian over and then pulled him behind him.
When everything cleared on the screen you could clearly see and hear Bruce fussing over his children and then he breathed a sign of relief. It the now totaly silent room the only thing that was herd was,"Thank God I listened to Alfred when he said to take those Taekwondo lessons when I was in Korea last month."
Live video Ended
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Also •-• for Cass 🤠yes
Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.
Batman is Ody, duh.
Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.
(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)
Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--
The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.
Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--
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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!
Bruce:
Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--
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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...
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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--
Other rogue: Which one?
First rogue: Uh... The small one.
Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.
Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???
Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•
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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!
Bruce from the shadows:
Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!
Dick: It's been twenty years--
Damian: Mother believes he's living.
Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!
Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.
Cass: He cannot die.
Jason: I'm so done with this family...
Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?
Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?
Talia, gently cupping his cheek:
Talia: You committed murder?
Bruce, with shame: Yes...
Talia: Bed. Now.
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ALTERNATIVELY:
Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?
Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--
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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...
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BONUS:
Bruce: So, what have I missed?
Dick: Oh, uh...
Jason: I died and came back to life.
Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.
Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.
Duke: I don't need to answer that question.
Cass: Received training from your old mentor.
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I love the Batman and Justice League dinamic
Like Batman scares everyone and most of the people at Justice League think he's an asshole. But also see him as a angry cat that will scrach but will be docile if you hold him close and friend in genural and he's will deny they are friends but keeps saving those idiots! He's emo kid that has a bunch of bubbly friends or like a tired babysitter with 50 small children.
The best part? He has so many kids that sometimes instead of feeling scared of Batman the Justice League will feel ashamend because he gives of "tired mom" energy and he probable has said "I am not angry just dissaponted" line so many times.
We NEED to talk about the stuff Alfred has done.
I love Alfred ok he is the only one in the Batfam with a brain cell but really people gloss over what he did that efected Bruce and Jason's relationship. Is it all his falt? HELL NO there is so much in there that needed to be unpacked but I want ONE fanfic where Jason finds out some of the thing he is angry at Bruce about is not his falt. Like the "Good Soldier" plaque that ALFRED put up. Granted it was for a sweet moment in the comics that was between them but still "Good Soldier" really?
And about Bruce moving on to fast from Jason's death. Yes, Tim was trying to help. Yes Alfred was also trying to help but Tim is a 11 year old child that ran after Batman starting at 8 years old and had barily any idea of what a normal childhood should look like. Alfred is the adult in this situation. Dick is also to blame for why Tim was robin. Like Bruce was STILL RECOVERING from his SON'S DEATH and they give ANOTHER child the idea that "Yes you can be robin the exact thing his son died with" to a stubern CHILD that is Batman did not train would go out and get himself killed in the same suit as his child.
I see people tend to also not agnolge Jason trama from his parents yes some talk about Wilis abuse of Jason but what about Cathrean. The comic book writers make Jason drink and be intoxicated but I feel like Jason would sparingly drink or not drink at all becuase he saw first hand how it drugs effects adults. In versions of Jason mothers death she died of overdose on drug's and Jason finds her dead at 10(?). Drugs and aocahol tramatised his in more ways then one and people should agnolige that.
No, The small demon and the big boy
or The small demon child and the big demon brother
The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)
"I work alone," he says
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