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So I googled Elvis on the DC wiki

It was mostly empty, but I noticed that there was a version called "President Presley" from Earth-1098

Researching Earth-1098 reveals that this is a hypertime variant or something? And I thought this it was like a variant of Kingdom Come universe because it first showed up in the second issue of "the Kingdom" but it's not? Cuz the costume designs don't match at all?

Anyways, after some google-justu and some (un)educated guesses, I've come to the conclusion that 1098 takes place in 2013 - 16

Cuz Supergirl generally arrives at least 20 years after Kal El (he's generally an fully grown man when she arrives) and when I look at the images of 1098 S-Girl I think she looks around the same age as Power Girl(?) maybe? I dunno but power girl is like 30 years old when compared to Supergirl. anyways S-Girl (alt name used 1098 Kara) says that Wonder Woman and the Justice society raised her. Also Batgirl seems to be around the same age as Bruce Wayne (or at least old enough to confide in him about this stuff), and as we all know, Bruce is a 30 something year old playboy. Therefore that means that Batgirl is in her 20s-30s as well. I guess. And when you compare that to the young adult/teen counterparts from the main continuity, this leads me to believe that earth 1098 takes place at minimum 15 years after 1998. Though tbh I think that it's more likely to be closer to 18/20 years as that feels better in my head. Anyways.

With this timeframe I have concluded that Elvis either beat Obama in the 2008 election, or he Beat Donald Trump in the 2016 election. Or maybe he ran Republican. Not much is known about the Kings political beliefs, but what is known (thru very confident google results) is that he was a Democrat back in the days before the parties basically swapped(I think? I dunno political history), and would probably run as a Republican. But not like a modern Republican, more like a "liberal conservative" question mark? Either way I doubt he could be much worse than the orange ogre. At least he can sing. That's a better quality for a president than being an ignorant buffoon, right?

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He's hideous. We shoulda gotten Elvis.

I've got nothing to add.

Just more governmental inadequacy.

Yeah I don't think even the average conservative voter can defend this one. This is just plain disconnected from reality.

That's cool AF.

I was a moron back then s, so I wouldn't have teven really noticed d

legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”

Piccolo is the (formerly) Evil Green Space Jesus of Dragon Ball, with the history of the Bible being drastically altered via unforeseen time travel

*note; I am not in any bible studies, nor do I follow the religion, this is all for fun, not offense. if you have suggestions or clarification, let me know*

Let's look at the facts

1: there are 3 separate aspects of the character we know as "Piccolo" no matter how we look at it.

2: one of those aspects is literally God, and the other two are father and son. If you look at it differently, the argument can still be made that they are still considered a father and son, but I'm not going to consider nail, because he's just there, y'know? Like he isn't meant to be part of the whole green Jesus thing, just there as well.

3 Christianity exists in dragon ball, as show by puar turning into a bible

4 We never see "Jesus" as a separate entity, only god and his superiors

5 he died for our sins(gt) and redeemed himself (z) and put beef aside with those who wronged/killed him when the time came to work together(super)

6 he was a persecuted minority who got killed by a tyrannical dictator

I'll finish this later, but the similarities are striking

It sounds like your school is better than ok. Sounds great actually. I got that option in school a few times but honestly I could never do it because I would stress myself out on accuracy to characters

my English exam is writing fanfic 😭🙏 is my school ok???

So uhh, I wanna try making a short story in a (pseudo?) webcomic format.

I just have no clue what or how just that I wanna get philosophical on the nature of clone &/or vampires. also clone angst? And subverting clone angst? Simultaneously?

Any ideas?

After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect

Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)

When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)

When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.

Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.

Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.

So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect

And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.

And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.

It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.

Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)

Mr Lich is all style no substance , while the crocadillians are a very real threat, and there ffore moree terrifying

Apparently, games are farts, huh.

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

Well this makes me mad. Cool toph is the best toph. Why make her into earth kingdom katara? Katara is cool, but in a fundamentally different way.