After The Tragic Death Of Batman, The League(who Have No Clue Who Bruce Wayne Is) Are Shocked When Batman
After the tragic death of Batman, the league(who have no clue who Bruce Wayne is) are shocked when Batman shows up to their meeting the next week. Only... He's different. The mannerisms are different, the voice is doing the same things but is also different, he might be shorter, he smiled maybe,ect
Of course they start theories to explain the bat doppelganger, ranging from clones, multiversal variants, And reformed supervillains. But what they also notice is that Robin stopped showing up as often, and when he does, he treats batman differently than before. So they try to nonchalantly ask Robin(Damian Wayne) who gives the answer of "Bat puberty"(it was Dick's idea)
When the titans ask what's up with batman after their latest team up, Tim says something that strongly implied he was gay or bi(I dunno what though, I don't know any phrases that could be used for coming out or just normal descriptions)
When commissioner Gordon asks Batgirl off duty if she knew why batman was different now, she (while still pissed off over Jim misgendering her roommate (it was a genuine accident, and the roommate in question forgave him)) says that "maybe he's on his period". Jim takes this completely at face value and accepts that batman is trans.
Red hood doesn't get asked this often due to his terse relationship with Bruce, but when a goon FINALLY decided to ask what changed between him and batman, he is thrilled to explain that "now they have shared experiences "and ever since his death his personality went a complete 180" "I havent seen any previous lives of his, but I like this one" he doesn't clarify further. The goons are now convinced he is a time lord of some form. This theory spreads faster than any other.
Eventually everyone has their own theory, with answers ranging from his unstable nature as a clone, to time travel, to I don't wanna talk about him after hearing of his modeling career, and being the literal antichrist(this one is perpetuated by Constantine In exchange for a favor from him), to a really intense method actor in cosplay.
So now batman is trans, gay, immortal, biblical, clone,ect
And dick has a little book dedicated to keeping track of these theories.
And people assume that he is just trying to either figure out this Batman deal, or is trying to get to know Batman better after the reincarnation.
It never crosses anyone's mind that maybe it's because he needs to keep his lies straight.
Because he's Batman (to noones surprise except for those in the same universe)
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First, lets take a look at gravity. Gravity generally means something along the lines of a force towards another mass, but in practice this generally means towards the planet we reside on. Now planet, and infact, much of the universe, is created in a closed source environment, as we have not managed to create an environment that takes external input or output. What does this mean? It means the owner of this system, God, is keeping us from connecting and collaborating with other environments, under the guise of them being "TO MUCH FOR YOUR MORTAL UNDERSTANDING", which I could maybe excuse if not for the fact that, according to the terms and conditions, God owns everything in the universe. He owns the raw material, the factories, your new Jordans, everything. This puts him in a class of his own, with him being able to make a lavish paradise in the sky, and weve only begun to scratch the surface. Ok, now to loop back to the Original point, gravity. Gravity is a tool used to keep those indentured into working on Gods blue Earth from, rioting and reclaiming the right to have cool cloud houses and flying. Gravity also keeps you from reaching your full potential by putting insurmountable obstacles, such as 5 pound weights. Without gravity, I could life the moon. They say it's to keep us grounded, but really it's to chain us.
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