Oh. Oh No.

its saturday, its now legal to commit some crimes

This is so beautifully written and it makes me nostalgic for my childhood and my golden best friend that crossed the rainbow bridge in 2018🥰😭🥰

Golden Retriever

Brown eyes, four paws, a wagging tail Wet nose right up my mug The properest sit I’ll ever see When you chance getting ice-cream from me

A gentle touch in the morning Asking for a belly rub, a cuddle, a paw massage Insisting we wake up and go out in the yard

Opening the door a golden smile greets me There you are! I missed you too Yes I’ll have that toy And I’ll play with you too

Eyes half shut Oh you’re sleepy? I’m sleepy too And then a noise interrupts You tell them off You keep me safe A peaceful sleep awaits

Fluffy ears, puppy licks, curled up tail Softest fur right up my side The sweetest dream every night Of you and me running side by side

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

My family is literally the cutest & nobody can tell me otherwise "I'm gonna blow up Max's ears! Ready?!" Like what did I just watch, I think I died of giggles and happiness.