Glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles

please, please, please do not pretend this is close to over.

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

and I'll probably still be here when it closes at 2:00...

i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

Boyfriends.... or whatever

So I'm dating this guy but he refuses to call me his girlfriend. How am I supposed to feel about that? Like how tf do you expect me not to be mad & upset, we've been dating for a month now and you still "don't want to label things"?? Is there something wrong with me? Are you just waiting for something better? You're messing with my head and that's not fucking okay to do to somebody.

I don't people correctly

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.