Remember In 1993 When Jurassic Park Was Like…the End All, Be All Of Special Effects?

Give Her attention

Teacher: "I climb up the mountain. I climb down the mountain. How much work did I do?" Me: too much Teacher: "None! I ended up in the same place!" Me:

The same thing is done with racing horses. Except that they use a goat. [x]

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It was just one ant!

A Bug’s Life (1998)

brain: instead of going to bed now, lets stay up another 5 hours doing nothing productive.

me: why

brain: you gotta

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

Leslie Knope is my favorite person & one day I want to have her passion & her drive & all that shit

How did I actually survive before coffee was introduced to my diet like seriously someone please explain this to me

Margarita drunk on a Wednesday. Test on a Thursday. This is doing life correctly yes?