Its Saturday, Its Now Legal To Commit Some Crimes

Dat College Life Doe

Is it bad that my initial reaction was "NICE it's only 2:00!!!" when I took a homework break to look at the clock?

So y'all remember that guy I was tellin you about? Well now he just won't fucking talk to me. At all. And I honestly have no idea WHY.

Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart (William C. Hannan)

If you want to live a life you’ve never lived, you have to do things you’ve never done.

Jen Sincero

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

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